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  1. Funnies - You are not reading this
  2. The Elsmar Cove "Humour Thread" - CAUTION - 'Big Kid' Content
  3. Oil Change, Kentucky and Other Humour
  4. Common Freaking Sense
  5. Monkeys and Company Policies - How a Company Policy Begins
  6. Stupidity Test! Take Me!
  7. April Fool help - Preparing for April 1, 2004
  8. Some of my favorite Oxymorons (for Claes)
  9. Infamous Sayings & Mottos
  10. Stupid criminal of the week
  11. $40,000 Library Mural Misspells Names
  12. A Specification Every Drawing Should Have
  13. An Explosive Vacation?
  14. An extreme but realistic example of bad management - A funny story found online
  15. April Fool 2005 - Ideas wanted for a great April Fool stunt
  16. April Fool's Day on NPR - Maple Trees, not 'milked', explode
  17. Dogs vs. Wives
  18. Why is it....
  19. management concepts
  20. Funny one
  21. Redneck Keyboard
  22. A look from 1957
  23. I guess Jarheads can think....
  24. Humour - IQ test given to job applicants in Japan
  25. Vehicles You Just Dont See Everyday
  26. elevator or lift?
  27. New Golf Instruction book
  28. One hump or two?
  29. I'm positive - Two atoms are walking down the sidewalk
  30. For All QA Managers - The Spoon and the String
  31. Why men are happier
  32. Just Fred - Big Kids Only
  33. Math Instruction
  34. The birth order of children.......
  35. Lost Balloonist
  36. Say WHAT? (Chinese-to-English Translations)
  37. Ideal job
  38. Putting the Cat Out - Love Your Cat
  39. Rush Job Calendar
  40. Simplified Job Application Form
  41. The most hilarious thing
  42. Idiots in the neighborhood
  43. A Good Diet and Exercise Plan
  44. Inspirational Posters I'd Like to See....
  45. The Lawyer and the Deputy
  46. More Dumb Jokes - Adults Only Please!!!
  47. Married for a night
  48. Woman as Described by Engineers
  49. The Atheist and The Bear
  50. The Demise of the Quality Management System
  51. The shortest fairy tale
  52. If Steven Wright worked in Quality Assurance
  53. Blonde Joke
  54. Couples sharing
  55. Fast gift
  56. The Mole Family
  57. Life is Tough
  58. Corporate lessons
  59. Sleeping on the job
  60. Grammar Made Easy In 23 Steps
  61. 20 Ways To Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate
  62. Carnation Milk
  63. Some humor - Military Quotes
  64. Conundrum - Why doesn't water burn?
  65. Vocabulary
  66. Life Explained
  67. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend - Common Sense
  68. Doctors Visit
  69. These Cracked me up - What do I know?
  70. Signs of the times
  71. Happy Halloween - The Drunk
  72. Newest element discovered: "Governmentium"
  73. Chauvinistic message - Women parking lot.
  74. Home Remedies
  75. Chemical Bonding vs. Human Bonding (men = metals, so women = non-metals)
  76. Recall Notice
  77. That's impossible - George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac
  78. Some things that might only work on Thanksgiving
  79. Santa Clause Realty
  80. G.I. Insurance
  81. New Rules For The Office
  82. Winter Holidays Seasonal humor (Including cartoons)
  83. Christmas Tree
  84. Calvin and Hobbes Snowmen Cartoons
  85. New Element Found! Governmentium (Gv)
  86. A newlywed story
  87. Popular Mailman
  88. For statisticians and "new math" folks only!
  89. The Hypnotist
  90. The gift every woman wants
  91. Evaluation of Training Needs - We Pirates Want a Training Day w/ Communication Skills
  92. A new young minister
  93. Lesson Learned
  94. Which are you - inmate or visitor?
  95. A Difference in Management Philosophy!!
  96. Wonder what Metrologists find funny?
  97. Erin go bragh!!
  98. Interesting Signs - Possible new OSHA requirement?
  99. Chat Room
  100. How a computer works
  101. They exist. It's called a "Child"
  102. Mensa IQ Test
  103. Never question a drunk
  104. Zen wisdom
  105. Tales from the keyboard - part I
  106. Daffynitions?
  107. Are You On A Runaway Train?
  108. Recruiting the right employee
  109. Your Tuition Dollars at Work
  110. Better safe than sorry
  111. Mensa Invitational - The Word Game
  112. How old are you?
  113. The Gender of Computers
  114. Space Exploration
  115. Dr. Fun Comics by David Farley - RIP
  116. Come GROPE with me
  117. Safety in the Workplace Award Winners
  118. A little perspective... The Goodbye Letter
  119. Unlucky boss...
  120. The World's Funniest Joke
  121. Very short jokes?
  122. The New Rabbit
  123. New Vocabulary Words For 2006
  124. Deep Observations on Life
  125. The Silent Treatment
  126. Springfield USA Map! Home to the Simpson's family
  127. Computer Tech Support
  128. Small Town Court
  129. Abbot and Costello
  130. Definition of a Consultant
  131. The Company Out House
  132. Purina Diet
  133. PET Rules
  134. For the Ladies of the Cove - Five Tips for a Woman
  135. Do you like mathematics ?
  136. Engineering Quiz
  137. A new disease kicking around the workplace
  138. How many Elsmar Covers does it take to change a light bulb?
  139. Top ten things to say when caught sleeping at your desk.
  140. A Tale of that 'Middle' Finger
  141. A blonde... life
  142. Speed Limit - it all makes sense now.
  143. The Joy of having Girls
  144. Get 2 soda cans and a tape measure
  145. Funny "out of office" email replies
  146. Pirate Training Needs - Talk Like A Pirate Day - 2006 thru 2009
  147. Long-lost service instructions
  148. Remember Hollywood Squares?
  149. Peter's Law (forget Murphy)
  150. To all the girls we've loved before
  151. Landing Myself In It
  152. Cowboy Boots
  153. Internet in the Stone Age !!!
  154. Holiday Humor
  155. Idiot-Proof Website?
  156. Seasons Greetings
  157. Night before christmas, 12 2006, Rev 7.0
  158. I'm Somebody Now!!
  159. Engineering Conversions
  160. Safety Problems Pictures
  161. FIRST Kiss - I's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind
  162. Change The Darn Rules!
  163. The daily Dilbert - ISO 9001 and Six Sigma related
  164. Engineer and Manager Dictionary Terminologies ;)
  165. Work vs Prison - Which is better?
  166. Fun with words - Mensa Invitational challenge
  167. Despair.com's take on Quality
  168. Elsmar Lions - Mozambique Lion Warning Sign
  169. An Innovative Marketing Plan
  170. Slow News Week Stories
  171. Never though ordering breakfast was so difficult!
  172. Remotes and Controls for Men and Women
  173. Comic Geniuses
  174. The Gunslinger and other short jokes
  175. Wedding Toast Humor and Witticisms
  176. Jim & Edna
  177. A Thank You Letter
  178. A tale of innocence
  179. Never Give Up....
  180. What do I have?
  181. Which professional is in Quality?
  182. Do you like hot sauce?
  183. Quality in Every Day Life
  184. What Desktop Icons do at Night
  185. Funny Translations - I love these quirky language translations that come up
  186. Learn To Pay Attention!
  187. "SIGN" of the times
  188. How does that cursor work anyway??
  189. Some of my favorites....
  190. Special High Intensity Training
  191. A guide to grading final exams
  192. Food Humour
  193. Jobseekers: Don't take "no" for an answer
  194. Radio Controlled Airplanes
  195. Jokes for kids
  196. Watch what you ask for at breakfast
  197. 7' Alligator In Town
  198. Lettuce Anyone? Frog in Plastic Bag of Salad
  199. Who was that masked man?
  200. PLEASE READ before posting or viewing threads
  201. Discussion on Joke forum guidelines
  202. Microsoft's answer to the iPhone?
  203. You will enjoy these jokes
  204. IT Humor
  205. Laughing at myself
  206. Be careful when taking messages
  207. Favorite Funny Images....
  208. Fun with Rearranged Words (Anagrams)
  209. Moms Mabley - In the Good Old Days
  210. New Rules
  211. Who's your Elf? Christmas 2007
  212. Why we love children
  213. Paying Attention and Keeping Eyes Open - Girl Falls into Floor
  214. Reindeer humor
  215. O'Christmas Tree
  216. Creative Solutions - Math Geeks
  217. Pilots & Control Towers
  218. Are YOU a Scrooge? Christmas 2007
  219. How to ask Leave from your Boss !!
  220. A Helpful Quality Phrase Translated into 40 Languages
  221. Why it's important to have clear specifications
  222. Life Time Calender
  223. Quality Control Testing Verifications - When you have an "I Hate My Job" day
  224. A little help for the bird watchers
  225. Dutch Accident Photo - Not For The Faint Of Heart
  226. Another Darwin candidate
  227. Now THIS is how a PC should work
  228. Aging Gracefully
  229. For Medical folks
  230. Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
  231. Thought for the day.....
  232. Late Monday Afternoon - The Best Senior Moment
  233. You are welcome here!
  234. Free Rice - Fun way to do some Charity while enjoying the Game
  235. Pre-Internet Blogging
  236. International Informational Signs
  237. Easter Peep Show - 2008
  238. Six Sigma Certification By Brain Scan
  239. Just a bit of fun but lets see how many of you can do it
  240. Some Funny Pictures
  241. What to do for 2 hours.... Coveless
  242. Joke about blondes
  243. A good woman brings balance to your life!
  244. Spouse of the Year Contest
  245. When A Little Redneck Isn't Enough...
  246. United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
  247. Urinal video game launched
  248. Just remember this when you think you hate your job
  249. Motivational Posters.....
  250. Life After Retirement