Attached are two birds. Open the image and study them closely......... See if you can spot which of the two is the female. You will be amazed. It can be done, even by one with limited bird watching skills.

Based on countless observations during the Christmas shopping season, I can absolutely state the one on the right is the female.

Carl-

BTW- The one on the left is looking at another female bird.

That was my vote - reason had to do with clearing snow [and every other household chore]!:lmao:

BTW- The one on the left is looking at another female bird.
:lmao: Good one! Maybe that's why the one on the right is squawking!

Ahhh...I admit to voting for the birdie on the left based on several "logical" assumptions/thoughts:


He's explaining the latest sports results and she's just spotted a pink bag of birdseed;
He wants to know why supper isn't ready...again
The birdie on the left is obviously experienced at tuning out loud noises
He blathering on about something inane while she's busy keeping an eye on the nest and its occupants and/or making sure supper isn't boiling over
She's organizing all she has to do the next day - dentist appointments, soccer games, bake sales - while he's chattering on about credit card bills, etc.

Ahhh...I admit to voting for the birdie on the left based on several "logical" assumptions/thoughts:

He's explaining the latest sports results and she's just spotted a pink bag of birdseed;
He wants to know why supper isn't ready...again
The birdie on the left is obviously experienced at tuning out loud noises
He blathering on about something inane while she's busy keeping an eye on the nest and its occupants and/or making sure supper isn't boiling over
She's organizing all she has to do the next day - dentist appointments, soccer games, bake sales - while he's chattering on about credit card bills, etc.
Yep! Makes as much sense as any other POV.

What does a smart female bird make for supper?
Reservations!:D

Yep! Makes as much sense as any other POV.

What does a smart female bird make for supper?
Reservations!:DWes, I've heard that one framed somewhat differently.http://elsmar.com/Forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

Wes, I've heard that one framed somewhat differently.http://elsmar.com/Forums/images/smilies/wink.gif
Right! My jokes are so old, Henny Youngman and Milton Berle stole from ME!

Sadly, I've had to retire a great number due to "political correctness" - even I am embarrassed by some of them, now.

Sadly, I've had to retire a great number due to "political correctness"I've never been accused of that.http://elsmar.com/Forums/images/smilies/lmao.gif

I beleive that the bird on the right is female. :rolleyes:

Birds aren' the only ones!

Birds aren' the only ones!


I'm sure he had it coming. :lmao:

Judging from what happens when I'm at the beach with my wife -- that's the pose she's in most of the time...yelling at me. "Stop ogling, stop staring, etc." You get the point :rolleyes:

And then she starts pointing girls out to me and asking all of those "leading" questions. I do luv her though.

the bird on the right is male. "where's my dinner?" where's my shoes?" "what did you do with my underwear?" "bring me a beer", Where's that remote?" Where's my dinner?" "did you do laundry yet?".......

Steel,

That can't be because the bird on the left isn't rolling her eyes. :lol:
My gal has that down to an art form.

it's obvious that the bird on the right is female... it's shows that it's keep talking or bragging i should say... :bonk:

Steel,

That can't be because the bird on the left isn't rolling her eyes. :lol:
My gal has that down to an art form.

Ah, Man! Rob, you are absolutely right. I was just too quick to see what looked like the obvious. I shouldn't do that, I'm a trained, qualified, and "competent" auditor!:lmao:

What utter tosh... Anybody can see that they are both female:

The one to the left is checking out a potential boyfriend, while ignoring the advice given to her by her mother.

The one to the right (mum) is telling her daughter that he is not good enough for her.

Simple really... :D

/Claes

Hmmm... interesting question.

What about this one?

http://www.conquestministries.com/dancechapel/MarriageInNature.jpg

Hmmm... interesting question.

What about this one?

http://www.conquestministries.com/dancechapel/MarriageInNature.jpg



Neither one of them is a female bird. :tg:

It depends,

if it's before marriage, the one on the left is female
if it's after marriage, the one on the right is female

If both are yakking at the same time, it is a number of years after marriage and you cannot tell which is male or female.

Neither one of them is a female bird. :tg:

:lmao: I don't know.... them genetics is fantastic! Those scientist workin for the government can do all sorts of things!!:lol:

It depends,

if it's before marriage, the one on the left is female
if it's after marriage, the one on the right is female

If both are yakking at the same time, it is a number of years after marriage and you cannot tell which is male or female.

:lmao::lmao:

I don't know, Harry. Being around a couple married for 50 years or more, it drives me nuts because they hardly talk, yet know what each other is thinking.

I'd be sitting around my grandparents house (both gone now) and Pa would just head to the shop. What are you doing, Pa? Your Granny is mad at me. :lol:

I was sitting there wondering where it came from, as I did not hear a word spoken.:confused:

Brad,

It doesn't take 50 years. I am married for 5 yrs this year and know EXACTLY when the better half (yes, I am well into my training) is upset with me. Here's a clue - if she is upset and the only person she is not talking to is you...guess who is in the doghouse???!!! That is the reason men prefer bigger dogs - bigger houses to hide in!

John

In the Bird species the male gender has the most color. Therefore, my conclusion that both are of the female gender.

I have voted the right as female. As the right is getting shouted on the left one continuously ( as photo says)

Well normally when you sex a bird you haft to turn it on its back and blow the feathers away....

I saw these two birds on 'Dr. Phil' - the one doing the squawking is actually a guy, he's been accused of being verbally abusive and the female bird wrote to Dr Phil for help!

Apparently, they have a couple of kids, who haven't left the nest yet, and she says that things were ok in the beginning - although during courtship he did bite her neck once or twice, but she'd seen other gulls do it so it didn't bother her.

Now she claims, he frequently leaves the nest and doesn't return for a long time - he claims he's out scavenging for food. Recently he's come home and been screaming at her (like the picture shows). He says it's because she only serves fish to the kids and that they need more in their diet to grow strong and healthy. He says the nest is a mess too, and all she does is sit around in the nest all day preening herself.......

I think it's repeated on Dr. Phil tonite (and every other night........:bonk:)

let's make it really interesting. Which bird is the female in the picture attached?:lmao:

let's make it really interesting. Which bird is the female in the picture attached?:lmao:

Palmer, actually they are both male birds. The one on the right, is the Wing-Man!:lol: