Want to be forever eliminated from the guest list? Just take this to your next "pot luck" dinner!!!



"Kitty Litter Cake"
This is *no joke*

READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO...

TRUST ME...

DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST ..


WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE,
BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO!


On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along.

CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape
the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!


"Kitty Litter Cake"
(see attachment)



ANY OF YOU WHO HAVE A HALLOWEEN PARTY TO GO TO, THINK ABOUT THIS CAKE.

I KNOW OF SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY MADE IT AND TOOK IT TO WORK. (THEY HAD A GREAT TIME!!)

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We did that here at work. It was a really big hit. :lol:

oh, man, from roadkill recipes to animal waste. we have sunk to a new low.:lmao:

Thanks for the recipe, I just wish I would have had it about 2 weeks ago for my oldest's birthday. What a great cake for a surly teenager! I can hear it now, "you don't love me, you feed me kitty litter!"

oh, man, from roadkill recipes to animal waste. we have sunk to a new low.:lmao:

Thanks for the recipe, I just wish I would have had it about 2 weeks ago for my oldest's birthday. What a great cake for a surly teenager! I can hear it now, "you don't love me, you feed me kitty litter!"

This is one that my 18-yr old daughter would enjoy digging in just to freak out her friends! :lol:

Reminiscent of Caddy Shack's Baby Ruth in the swimming pool!

About the only time I would have had the nerve to spring that on an unsuspecting audience was 45 years ago in college, but back then I also had the nerve to lay out my fetal pig from my comparative anatomy class with a small apple in its mouth.

Similar, although less 'gross' is a 'dirt cake.'

I can look it up, but it's chocolate pudding, with a topping of ground up oreo cookies that look like potting soil - with the white inside being the vermiculite (sp). For a kids party, add gummy worms crawling out. Put it in a new plastic flower pot with some silk flowers as a centerpiece for a party, grab a spoon and start eating.

After seeing that picture I just have to relate this story...

My mother in law, who is one of the loveliest people you could ever hope to know is also one of the kookiest. One time, many years ago, one of her cats swallowed a pin. She call the vet who told her there wasn't much he could do. The best thing was to hope that the pin would pass through OK. He told her to keep a check on the litter box for the next fiew days. This she did getting down on her hands and knees and checking each stool for the offending pin.

She was performing this chore one morning, and had just found the pin sticking out of the end of a cat scat, when the cleaning lady, who only came in once a week, came around the corner and saw my mother-in-law kneeling over the litter box. Astonished she called out, "Mrs Kuhman!! What are you doing??" Without missing a beat, My mother-in-law holds up the scat by the pin spins around to the cleaning lady andy says, "Hors d' Oeuvres".

And that is just ONE of the family stories.

James