Chris May
15th July 2002, 08:14 AM
Guys,
Post some more funnies...............I need cheering up.
Having a bad week and its only Monday.
My proposed ESD awareness day has been cancelled cos it will cost money...........
My auditors have been told by the MD that the writing ups can go to the bottom of the pile cos we got a business to run.....
You've all been there.....
Hit me with some cheer stuff !
Regards,
Chris
Marc
15th July 2002, 09:07 AM
You may have to resort to getting the person in the next cubicle to tickle you... :thedeal:
HFowler
15th July 2002, 02:40 PM
Be careful of the guy in the next cubicle.
http://www.centerofweb.com/images/Badday_s.mpg
Hang in there Chris. This too shall pass.
Mike S.
16th July 2002, 10:00 AM
Chris,
We all get there from time to time. A couple chuckles can't hurt. If this attachment works, here is a funny TV commercial that I just love. It plays on Media Player.
E Wall
16th July 2002, 10:08 AM
Problem Resolution Flow...somebody else sent it to me.
Okay...it won't post because the file extention is .pps
I'll e-mail it to ya...
Eileen
Mike S.
16th July 2002, 10:17 AM
Eileen,
You can usually put it into a zip file and attach it that way even if the file extension is not one of the allowed ones.
E Wall
16th July 2002, 11:27 AM
:bonk: Not gonna ask why I didn't think of that...
E Wall
16th July 2002, 11:35 AM
From National Lampoon site
Mike S.
16th July 2002, 05:43 PM
So, Chris, did the hilarity and advice above help any or are you still bummed-out?
M Greenaway
17th July 2002, 12:19 PM
Subject: Fw: Modern Mathematics
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> >
> >
> > Romance Mathematics
> > smart man + smart woman = romance
> > smart man + dumb woman = affair
> > dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> > dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> >
> > Office Arithmetic
> > smart boss + smart employee = profit
> > smart boss + dumb employee = production
> > dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> > dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
> >
> > Shopping Math
> > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.
> >
> > General Equations & Statistics
> > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> >
> > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> >
> > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
> > little.
> > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to
> understand
> > her at all.
> >
> > Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
> > willing to die.
> >
> > Any married man should forget his mistakes,
> > there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
> >
> > Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> > Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
> >
> > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
> >
> > A woman has the last word in any argument.
> > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new one.
> >
> > There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman.
> > Before marriage and after marriage.
