Committee Rules - Harry Chapman

[NikkiQSM]

Committee Rules

Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.

-Harry Chapman

[tsmith7858]

In Reply to Parent Post by NikkiQSM

Committee Rules

Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.

-Harry Chapman

So something like this:

Let me apologize for being late and I realize that the meeting is half over but I suggest that there are several things left open and as I am not sure how to proceed we should appoint a subcommittee to review the items.

With that being said, I would suggest we adjourn and pick this up at the next meeting!