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Old 6th August 2012, 03:13 PM
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Laughing I Want A Raise! (joke)

Sam walks into his boss’s office.

“Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.”

After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave.

”By the way”, asks the boss as Sam is getting up, “which three companies are after you?”

“The electric company, water company, and phone company”, Sam replied.


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Please please tell me this is based on a true story

I know it's not, but I can still believe the lie, can't I?

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Please please tell me this is based on a true story

I know it's not, but I can still believe the lie, can't I?

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Hey, just believe it and laugh...it's suppose to be funny..
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