In the Humour Thread, I believe I posted a "procedure" on what to do during an impending meteor crashing into Earth...you could make everyone go through formal training on it. Practice screams, mass panic, etc.
You could also state that your Management System is evolving to cover
every aspect of the business and document processes like going to the washroom. Some where I once read where access to the bathroom would be governed by designated times and swipe card access. If you didn't go during your 15 minute window, you had to wait until your next designated time. Swipe card access also monitored bathroom usage frequency. (fyi, my organization actually has a work instruction on how to use the company credit card!!!..this April Fool's Day joke is my reality!)
How about setting up a meeting to review and revise the Quality Manual...book it for a week in...ummm...Malta.
Conduct an Internal Audit but give "findings" every time a 'shall' is met.
"Revise" a key document like your Quality Manual or even your Quality Policy using the
Dialectizer . In an indepth investigation to see if the minutes from our Quality Review were truly be reviewed by the designated person, my boss used the Dialectizer to translate part of the minutes into Elmer Fudd speak....needless to say, the minutes were approved, showing us that something needed to be done.
Need coffee...hopefully I can think up some more stuff later...but I have no doubt the Puk's of Cove will be able to help you immensely, Claes!