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17th August 2012, 01:09 PM
 NikkiQSM Involved in Discussions   Registration Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 177 Thanks Given to Others: 216 Thanked 88 Times in 48 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Karma Power: 24 Karma: 454
What Makes Life 100% (joke)

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and:
B U L L \$ H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

@ \$ \$ K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Think about it... and have a nice day at work...
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