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Old 20th July 2006, 11:51 AM
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Thank You! Quality Slogans - Does anyone have any show stopping Quality Slogans?

Does anyone have any show stopping Quality Slogans?
We're on the hunt for cheesy, memorable slogans.....


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Old 20th July 2006, 12:03 PM
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Re: Quality Slogans

Generate your own:

http://www.sloganizer.net/en/

I just got "Kick a$$ with quality!"

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Old 20th July 2006, 12:04 PM
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Re: Quality Slogans

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Generate your own:

http://www.sloganizer.net/en/

I just got "Kick a$$ with quality!"

Yeah Ive been playing with it too - its hilarious !

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Old 20th July 2006, 12:49 PM
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Re: Quality Slogans

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Generate your own:

http://www.sloganizer.net/en/

I just got "Kick a$$ with quality!"

What will they come up with next!! I just got "You can't beat Woody's"
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Old 20th July 2006, 12:59 PM
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Re: Quality Slogans

My quality slogan from the site...

"Quality is rolling, the others are stoned."

Don't know exactly what that means, but I think I like it ...
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Old 20th July 2006, 03:46 PM
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Re: Quality Slogans - Does anyone have any show stopping Quality Slogans?

I still like one of the first I ever heard - one of Deming's I believe:

"You don't have to do any of this - survival isn't compulsory."

Or alternatively, go to the sloganizer site and get:

"Quality - a safe place in an unsafe world!"
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Old 20th July 2006, 04:22 PM
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Yin Yang Re: Quality Slogans - Does anyone have any show stopping Quality Slogans?

"You can put your shoes in the oven - but it don't make them biscuits"
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Old 20th July 2006, 04:35 PM
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Make them sign a form that says:

I will hereafter produce no defects.

_X___________________________

or a sign that says, "increase productivity!" (man running up stairs)

Not being facetious, I really think Deming's examples from Crisis are funny. I also think that a good quality slogan does go a way into increasing a person's pride of workmanship and pride being on the job. Usually. Or sometimes.

maybe.
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