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It's hard to pillage and all those other fun things these days without ending up in jail. Ah, for the days of old, when men were - Well, whatever they were back then. I guess I should have some Jamaican rum here to set the mood.

Sounds like a need for a new reality show!

"Pirates of the....(fill in the blank)"

We could have boats and everything! We got the pirate training audio! We're good to go.
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Would this help?

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Yes - I laughed my butt off! VERY well written, too. That's a very nice site.
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Yes - I laughed my butt off! VERY well written, too. That's a very nice site.
I loved the story about the pirates finding Mr. Jack Daniel's mantle in their loot and paying to have it delivered. My kind of folks.

Who knows, maybe there were pirates who were chronically seasick, but certain side effects of the grog masked the fact.

I expected a juvenile site worth only a quick look and a giggle. Instead I learned a lot from the pirate article. This site is going to get a closer look from the home computer.

With a drink, no less.

Agrh, mateys!
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I loved the story about the pirates finding Mr. Jack Daniel's mantle in their loot and paying to have it delivered. My kind of folks.

Who knows, maybe there were pirates who were chronically seasick, but certain side effects of the grog masked the fact.

I expected a juvenile site worth only a quick look and a giggle. Instead I learned a lot from the pirate article. This site is going to get a closer look from the home computer.

With a drink, no less.

Agrh, mateys!

OK... you talked me into it. I'll read it tonight. Hopefully someone is getting commission from the site.

Wait... no, nevermind. I was going to try a 'Can you pirate a pirate article?' line or something close, but that would be too sad.
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We was goin' to take the young'ins to the pirate show today, but it was rated ARRRRRRR.
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