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Old 27th December 2007, 04:58 AM
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How to ask Leave from your Boss !!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?"

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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

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Old 7th June 2008, 06:02 AM
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Re: How to ask Leave from your Boss !!

have all the lights gone ? ? just kiddin.....

good one !
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Old 7th June 2008, 10:29 AM
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Re: How to ask Leave from your Boss !!

don't ask - take it.

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