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Welcome
to the Elsmar Cove!
Business Standards
Information Exchange
Bullshit Bingo
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Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that! |
NOTE: For card variation, go Here.
How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!
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Synergy |
Strategic Fit |
Gap Analysis |
Best Practice |
Bottom Line |
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Revisit |
Bandwidth |
Hardball |
Out of the Loop |
Benchmark |
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Value-Added |
Proactive |
Win-Win |
Think Outside The Box |
Fast Track |
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Result-Driven |
Empower [or] Empowerment |
Knowledge Base |
Total Quality [or] Quality Driven |
Touch Base |
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Mindset |
Client Focus[ed] |
Ball Park |
Game Plan |
Leverage |
Testimonials from satisfied players:
All Y'All Come Back Now, Y' Hear?
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The Elsmar Web Site courtesy
of:
Marc Timothy Smith - Cayman
Business Systems
8466 Lesourdsville-West Chester Road, West Chester, Ohio 45069-1929
513 777-3394