United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

[wmarhel]

The problem is solved.

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

 

[aurel]

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=8105&rtn=search&Keywords=redneck

 

[Randy]

Looks like a bunch of old boys from around my neck of the woods

That big old rifle gun looks like a highly modified 20mm Lathi

 

[TheKaiz]

Looks like a bunch of old boys from around my neck of the woods

That big old rifle gun looks like a highly modified 20mm Lathi

I'd like more information on that gun. Guess's on how he is allowed to have it, what the modifications are and WHAT HE WOULD DO WITH IT. I think if you took something like that after a deer or bear it would anihilate over half of the animal.

 

[Randy]

The Lahti L-39 20 mm Anti-Tank Cannon is a Finnish anti-tank rifle used during the Second World War. It had a semi-automatic action and a large magazine. As a result of its large and powerful ammunition the gun had considerable recoil (the perceived recoil, when firing the gun correctly, was actually very tolerable, and its size made transportation difficult. It gained itself the nickname "Norsupyssy" ("Elephant Gun"), and as tanks developed armour too thick to be penetrated by even this large, powerful rifle, its uses switched to fields such as long range sniping, tank harassment and an improvised anti-aircraft weapon.

This type of weapon can be legally owned under current federal law when specific conditions are met.

 

[Jim Wynne]

The Lahti L-39 20 mm Anti-Tank Cannon is a Finnish anti-tank rifle used during the Second World War. It had a semi-automatic action and a large magazine. As a result of its large and powerful ammunition the gun had considerable recoil (the perceived recoil, when firing the gun correctly, was actually very tolerable, and its size made transportation difficult. It gained itself the nickname "Norsupyssy" ("Elephant Gun"), and as tanks developed armour too thick to be penetrated by even this large, powerful rifle, its uses switched to fields such as long range sniping, tank harassment and an improvised anti-aircraft weapon.

This type of weapon can be legally owned under current federal law when specific conditions are met.

Credit where credit is due.

 

[Randy]

Credit where credit is due.

The last sentence is my original material and I just forgot to put in the wiki thing.........So shoot me

Wait a minute, that's already been done 6-times

 

[JHagani]

So shoot me

Wait a minute, that's already been done 6-times

I just hope it wasn't with The Lahti L-39 20 mm Anti-Tank Cannon :mg:

 

[Randy]

I just hope it wasn't with The Lahti L-39 20 mm Anti-Tank Cannon :mg:

Naaaaaaaaa, just small stuff like .12 guages, .45 pistol, a couple .38's and an odd .22

I won't mention the 40mm because I only picked up small pieces and not the whole thing (It was ours)

On the other hand good ol' JW here probably got hit with a snowball once

 

[Randy Stewart]

On the other hand good ol' JW here probably got hit with a snowball once

But it was icy and had a rock in it