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Old 29th May 2008, 09:22 AM
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Laughing Just remember this when you think you hate your job

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if
retired you have those sometimes] try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your
pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in
your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will
not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer
quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
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Old 29th May 2008, 09:49 AM
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Re: Just remember this when you think you hate your job

Quote:
In Reply to Parent Post by ScottK View Post

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if
retired you have those sometimes] try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your
pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in
your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will
not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer
quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
This is one that won't go away.
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Old 29th May 2008, 10:23 AM
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Re: Just remember this when you think you hate your job

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And I was so hoping to start a new meme.
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Old 29th May 2008, 10:28 AM
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Re: Just remember this when you think you hate your job

Repeated, yes, but still funny.

What do you think about this job then?

Best regards,

Antoine
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