Yeah the "Geez" comment and the rest of the garbage way way out of line.
I'm kinda crazy here but never with a client of the CB I have a 20+ year history with.........No way! Before someone at the headshed changed policies I was a "Qualifying Reviewer" which I looked on as pretty serious trust they placed on and in me, and there were a couple times when a "newby" displayed similar traits and didn't pass (I did the same with Rookie cops and fired one before we got out of the parking lot on his 1st shift).
This is serious business not a circus and we've too many clowns already. Contact your CB and ask them to send an adult...........And if you're lucky you might even get one that's driven a rivet, installed hydraulics, or adjusted some flight controls. (pretty fat chance at that though)