This question actually appeared on a midterm chemistry exam at Texas A&M University. The foolowing response received the only A for the exam:
"First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions. Some state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. Wtih birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in the volume in Hell, because Boyles law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: (1)If Hell is expanding at a slower rate at which souls enter, then temperature and pressure will increase until all Hell breaks loose. (2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase in souls, then temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Sheryl Atkinson during my freshman year, that "It will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take in to account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having REDACTED relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic."
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Jim Evans