Claims made by ISO 9000 registered organizations

[tarheels4 - 2007]

The Mexican governement makes some intersting claims regarding its' ISO 9000 certification. Can some experts take a look and dertermine these statements are acceptable with respect to their certificate? Hopefuly no one can figure out who I am.

https://www.stps.gob.mx/ingles/index2i.htm

 

[Jim Wynne]

The Mexican governement makes some intersting claims regarding its' ISO 9000 certification. Can some experts take a look and dertermine these statements are acceptable with respect to their certificate? Hopefuly no one can figure out who I am.

https://www.stps.gob.mx/ingles/index2i.htm

A government body using its ISO registration to support the alleged veracity of what appear to be rhetorical political claims? :mg: The lid on the ISO 9000 registration coffin has no more room for nails, I'm afraid.

 

[tarheels4 - 2007]

The lid on the ISO 9000 registration coffin has no more room for nails, I'm afraid.

Me too.

 

[Craig H.]

Gee, I didn't know they made baloney in Mexico. Wonder if they use peppers?

 

[tarheels4 - 2007]

Gee, I didn't know they made baloney in Mexico. Wonder if they use peppers?

You reckon the auditors asked if they "want fries with that"? I wonder who the registrar is? Must have really been desperate to take on a risk like that.

 

[tarheels4 - 2007]

Gee, I didn't know they made baloney in Mexico. Wonder if they use peppers?

Read below, this confirms that bologna is made in Mexico, however, I would treat it the same way as the water.

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Border Agents Make Bologna Bust - Monday, April 25, 2005 - WASHINGTON — The Homeland Security Department (search) has a major beef with 845 pounds of bologna that a Mexican immigrant tried to...

 

[IEGeek - 2006]

Does this mean that since I am ISO 9K certified that I can make a claim that my wages are guaranteed? Or does it mean that since I am certified all my calculations are guaranteed to be correct?

"This is the first quality certificate obtained by the central sector in all its history, in conformity with Mexican standard; the unit responsible for such process is the General Coordination on Sector Planning and Policies (CGPPS) headed by Jaime López Buitrón.

By obtaining this certification, the Ministry of Labor accomplishes an established commitment with the President of Mexico, and it makes a committment with society by weekly delivering a basic, convenient, reliable statistic indicator with a quality status that fulfill its users.

The certification of this task will raise the trust that the reported information complies with a methodological severity during its elaboration, that inherent activities to such procedure are performed by paying attention to labor instructions that are certified and that the calculation of wage raise of federal jurisdiction is trustable, because it really reflects free negotiation between workers and managers to agree wage raises."

I read that (and I am edumacated I thunk) and I have no clue what it says. ISO means that I my manager and I can have free negotiations to raise wages? WOW!! Does my manager know this???