Cow-tipping myth - Not possible, even when drunk

J
#11
Science of Cow Tipping

The part I like best is that these people did this in a lab rather than actual field experience.

Haven't scientists also "Calcualted" that a bee can't fly?

I think they should turn there findings over to the Univertity of British Columbia Frat houses.:biglaugh:

James
 
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shocked by the light

#13
Living out in the country myself, I'd have to say that cow tipping would fall under urban legends.
 
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wmarhel

#14
shocked by the light said:
Living out in the country myself, I'd have to say that cow tipping would fall under urban legends.
But what does the cow have to say about it?:bonk:

Wayne
 
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David Hartman

#15
I run around all morning with a painfully full udder, until somebody with cold hands comes along and begins pulling on my teets until they get all they can out of me, then they typically send me on my way without even a "thank you". So if you ask me, I believe I deserve a tip now and then.;)
 
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Howard Atkins said:
I am auditing a ISO9001 dairy farm with 800 milkers next week I will ask the lads to try
I'm looking forward to your report. :D Then, whatever the outcome (Though i can guess :rolleyes: ) we can throw theory and lab tests out the window and refer to fact.

Oh, I almost forgot: Please bring a camera...

/Claes
 

Tim Folkerts

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#19
The calculations sound impressive, but remember, may scientists 100 years ago were convinced that a powered airplane could never fly, based on the same sorts of calculations.

It would be so easy to test experimentally, so why did they put so much faith in a calculation. Especially when the calculations seemes so exact, but it fact was just a rather rough estimate of situation.

Tim F
 
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Kwilson

#20
Even when drunk...

What if we get the cows drunk? decreases their balance, decreases their reaction when they hear us coming...

Would they get the "pasture spins?" And what about a hangover? If the cow get's drunk, does it make the production of Baily's irish cream easier? and what of Kahlua?

So many questions.
 
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