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1) New: Different color from previous design.
2) All new: Parts not interchangeable with previous design.
3) Unmatched: Almost as good as the competition.
4) Designed simplicity: Manufacturer's cost cut to the bone.
5) Foolproof operation: No provision for adjustments.
6) Advanced design: The advertising agency doesn't understand it.
7) Field-tested: Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
8) High accuracy: Unit on which all parts fit.
9) Direct sales only: Factory had big argument with distributor.
10) Years of development: We finally got one that works.
11) Revolutionary: It's different from our competitors.
12) Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it.
13) Improved: Didn't work the first time.
14) Futuristic: No other reason why it looks the way it does.
15) Distinctive: A different shape and color than the others.
16) Re-designed: Previous faults corrected, we hope.
17) Hand-crafted: Assembly machines operated without gloves on.
18) Performance proven: Will operate through the warranty period.
19) Meets all standards: Ours, not yours
20) Broadcast quality: Gives a picture and produces noise.
21) High reliability: We made it work long enough to ship it.
22) SMPTE bus compatible: When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound.
23) New generation: Old design failed, maybe this one will work.
24) MIL-SPEC components: We got a good deal at a government auction.
25) Customer service across the country: You can return it from most airports.
26) Unprecedented performance: Nothing we ever had before worked this way.
27) Built to precision tolerances: We finally got it to fit together
28) Microprocessor controlled: Does things we can't explain.
29) Latest aerospace technology: One of our techs was laid off by Boeing.
30) A Number of Different approaches are being tried: We don't know where we're going, but we're moving.
31) Extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem: We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
32) Close project coordination: We know who to blame.
33) Major technological breakthrough: It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.
34) Customer satisfaction is delivered assured: We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
35) Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive: The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
36) Test results were extremely gratifying: We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
37) The entire concept will have to be abandoned: The only person who understood the thing quit.
38) It is in the process: It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
39) We will look into it: Forget it! We have enough problems for now.
40) Please Note and Initial: Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.
41) Give us the benefit of your thinking: We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
42) Give us your Interpretation: I can't wait to hear this bull!
43) See me or let’s discuss: Come into my office, I'm lonely.
44) All new: Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
45) Rugged: Too damn heavy to lift!
46) Light weight: Lighter than RUGGED.
47) Years of development: One finally worked.
48) Energy saves: Achieved when the power switch is off.
49) Low Maintenance: Impossible to fix if broken
50) Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties: We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scratch.
51) We era going to have a fresh approach to the problem: We just hired a new guy; we'll let them kick it around for a while.
52) The Designs well within allowable limits: We just made it, stretching a point or two.
53) Major Breakthrough: Back to the drawing board.
54) Developed after years of intensive research: It was discovered by accident.
55) Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen difficulties’: We are working on something else.
56) The design will be finalized in the next reporting period: We haven't started this job yet, but we've got to say something.
57) Everything is works according to the specs: Need to check the Manual
58) Essentially complete: Half done.
59) We predict : We hope to God!
60) Drawing release is lagging: Not a single drawing exists.
61) Risk is high, but acceptable: 100 to 1 odds, or with 10 times the budget and 10 times the manpower, we may have a 50/50 chance.
62) Serious, but not insurmountable, problems: It will take a miracle. God should be the program manager.
63) Not well defined: Nobody has thought about it.
64) Requires further analysis and management attention: Totally out of control.
65) The project is designed for high availability: Malfunctions will be blamed on the operator’s mistakes.
66) This project has low maintenance requirements: We wouldn't let the technicians change a light bulb, much less fool around with our baby.
67) The delivery is scheduled for the last quarter: This leaves us plenty of time to decide who to blame for it being late.
68) Final inspection: last chance to blame someone
69) Documentation: If you can't fix it -- document it.
70) A new start-up: Need to solves a problem you didn't know you had, in away you don't understand.
71) Implementation: I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.
72) I can't take the credit: It was Ed in your marketing department.(need to cover my @)
73) Everything looks okay to me: You really don't need me.
74) It is technically impossible: don't feel like doing it.
75) It depends: Abandon all hope of a useful answer.
76) The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow gate arrays into virtual message and elements: I don't know or I do not have a clue
77) CAD: To design your child's Pine Wood Derby car.
78) Useful answers: Five minute coffee break
2) All new: Parts not interchangeable with previous design.
3) Unmatched: Almost as good as the competition.
4) Designed simplicity: Manufacturer's cost cut to the bone.
5) Foolproof operation: No provision for adjustments.
6) Advanced design: The advertising agency doesn't understand it.
7) Field-tested: Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
8) High accuracy: Unit on which all parts fit.
9) Direct sales only: Factory had big argument with distributor.
10) Years of development: We finally got one that works.
11) Revolutionary: It's different from our competitors.
12) Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it.
13) Improved: Didn't work the first time.
14) Futuristic: No other reason why it looks the way it does.
15) Distinctive: A different shape and color than the others.
16) Re-designed: Previous faults corrected, we hope.
17) Hand-crafted: Assembly machines operated without gloves on.
18) Performance proven: Will operate through the warranty period.
19) Meets all standards: Ours, not yours
20) Broadcast quality: Gives a picture and produces noise.
21) High reliability: We made it work long enough to ship it.
22) SMPTE bus compatible: When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound.
23) New generation: Old design failed, maybe this one will work.
24) MIL-SPEC components: We got a good deal at a government auction.
25) Customer service across the country: You can return it from most airports.
26) Unprecedented performance: Nothing we ever had before worked this way.
27) Built to precision tolerances: We finally got it to fit together
28) Microprocessor controlled: Does things we can't explain.
29) Latest aerospace technology: One of our techs was laid off by Boeing.
30) A Number of Different approaches are being tried: We don't know where we're going, but we're moving.
31) Extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem: We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
32) Close project coordination: We know who to blame.
33) Major technological breakthrough: It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.
34) Customer satisfaction is delivered assured: We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
35) Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive: The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
36) Test results were extremely gratifying: We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
37) The entire concept will have to be abandoned: The only person who understood the thing quit.
38) It is in the process: It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
39) We will look into it: Forget it! We have enough problems for now.
40) Please Note and Initial: Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.
41) Give us the benefit of your thinking: We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
42) Give us your Interpretation: I can't wait to hear this bull!
43) See me or let’s discuss: Come into my office, I'm lonely.
44) All new: Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
45) Rugged: Too damn heavy to lift!
46) Light weight: Lighter than RUGGED.
47) Years of development: One finally worked.
48) Energy saves: Achieved when the power switch is off.
49) Low Maintenance: Impossible to fix if broken
50) Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties: We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scratch.
51) We era going to have a fresh approach to the problem: We just hired a new guy; we'll let them kick it around for a while.
52) The Designs well within allowable limits: We just made it, stretching a point or two.
53) Major Breakthrough: Back to the drawing board.
54) Developed after years of intensive research: It was discovered by accident.
55) Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen difficulties’: We are working on something else.
56) The design will be finalized in the next reporting period: We haven't started this job yet, but we've got to say something.
57) Everything is works according to the specs: Need to check the Manual
58) Essentially complete: Half done.
59) We predict : We hope to God!
60) Drawing release is lagging: Not a single drawing exists.
61) Risk is high, but acceptable: 100 to 1 odds, or with 10 times the budget and 10 times the manpower, we may have a 50/50 chance.
62) Serious, but not insurmountable, problems: It will take a miracle. God should be the program manager.
63) Not well defined: Nobody has thought about it.
64) Requires further analysis and management attention: Totally out of control.
65) The project is designed for high availability: Malfunctions will be blamed on the operator’s mistakes.
66) This project has low maintenance requirements: We wouldn't let the technicians change a light bulb, much less fool around with our baby.
67) The delivery is scheduled for the last quarter: This leaves us plenty of time to decide who to blame for it being late.
68) Final inspection: last chance to blame someone
69) Documentation: If you can't fix it -- document it.
70) A new start-up: Need to solves a problem you didn't know you had, in away you don't understand.
71) Implementation: I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.
72) I can't take the credit: It was Ed in your marketing department.(need to cover my @)
73) Everything looks okay to me: You really don't need me.
74) It is technically impossible: don't feel like doing it.
75) It depends: Abandon all hope of a useful answer.
76) The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow gate arrays into virtual message and elements: I don't know or I do not have a clue
77) CAD: To design your child's Pine Wood Derby car.
78) Useful answers: Five minute coffee break
