Fast gift

[Sidney Vianna]

From Car talk.

The wife, going thru a mid life crisis, hinted to the husband that she wanted a special gift for her 50th. She hinted: I want something fast. Like 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less.....She got it. He bought her a scale.....:mg:

 

[RosieA]

OOO, that's rude!

I love Car Talk. Those guys rule.

 

[Wes Bucey]

While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around.

The old man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant, telling his wife she had to be more responsible about her belongings.

When they finally arrived, as the old woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses the old man said, "While you're in there, you may as well get my hat, too."