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Marc

Marc

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Re: Org Chart Bruhaha

I think I agree with your direction. Do what fits into your company scheme. I think many folks are taking this 'process model' thing to the far extremes of the known universe.

The following was added by Marc at 4:50PM 10/31/2001:

So far, in the ISO 9001:2000 implementations and upgrades I have done, we have used standard organization charts. Nothing fancy - nothing new. No 'process approach'. Just a typical, ordinary org chart.

The customer isn't typically represented on the org chart because they're not actually part of the organization, per se. At least, I have never seen the customer represented on a company's organizational chart. That may be a 'new wave' that has passed me by. The older I get, the more I miss...
 
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energy

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Seems like the place for it!

While cleaning out some files, I ran across this scientific rendition of the organizational structure. If you have seen it before, beat me!:p
If not, enjoy!;)

THE HEAVIEST ELEMENT

Investigators at a major research institution have recently discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad). This new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, an Administratium sample's mass will actually increase overtime, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the."Critical Morass". You will know it when you see it.
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Big Jim

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Al Dyer said:
Energy,

If after a year the consultant is starting to worry about an org chart...........................????????????????.

From your posts, sounds like you know more that the consultant does! Is he/she related to the President?

Good luck and if you need some help give me a yell and I'll hop on a plane.
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That really seems awkward. I help the client develop an org chart on the first or second day. It is essential to the rest of the project, just like developing the interaction of processes, which I also do on the first or second day.
 
N

Northwoods

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Re: Seems like the place for it!

I just saw this for the first time also. It's hysterical & was posted in 2001. Funny how some things remain constant...Thanks Energy
 
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