How many Elsmar Covers does it take to change a light bulb?
- 1 Cover to change the bulb
- 3 to ask where is the requirement to change the bulb
- 7 to state that they have 35 years of experience in changing light bulbs
- 9 to mention that they have audited many light bulbs being changed
- 6 to ask to see the copy of the flowchart for the light bulb changing process
- 11 to offer that there is no value added in changing the bulb
- another 9 to ask for a copy of the procedure for changing the light bulb
- 3 will ask for the checklist used for changing the bulb
- 6 will attest that the bulb did not need to be replaced
- 9 will ask if we should change all the other light bulbs as a preventive action.
- Randy to rant that the light bulb should screw itself in!