How many Elsmar Covers does it take to change a light bulb?

BradM

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#51
Just thought I would give you heads-up...

The light socket is going to H.R..... Something about Disparate Treatment.:mad:
 
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DsqrdDGD909

#52
How many Elsmar Covers does it take to change a light bulb?

65
  • 1 Cover to change the bulb
  • 3 to ask where is the requirement to change the bulb
  • 7 to state that they have 35 years of experience in changing light bulbs
  • 9 to mention that they have audited many light bulbs being changed
  • 6 to ask to see the copy of the flowchart for the light bulb changing process
  • 11 to offer that there is no value added in changing the bulb
  • another 9 to ask for a copy of the procedure for changing the light bulb
  • 3 will ask for the checklist used for changing the bulb
  • 6 will attest that the bulb did not need to be replaced
  • 9 will ask if we should change all the other light bulbs as a preventive action.
  • Randy to rant that the light bulb should screw itself in! :lol:
I saw something similar online - so I thought to see if the Cove had one - of course it did.

Thought I'd add my :2cents: and resurrect what I thought was a very funny thread. By the way, I almost posted this before searching and I am definitely guilty of the last one in the list.


7 to state ASQ is seriously deficient in programs regarding light bulb changes.

11 to blame the light bulb failures on Upper Management

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
 
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Logic

#53
Yesterday my car wouldn't start. Decided to work at home by logging in remotely. The network kept kicking me out all day and often said my credentials were not recognized. Got a friend to give my car a boost before going to the grocery. Came out from the store and my car wouldn't start. Finally had to buy a new car battery. After a day like that, this thread has made my day today!!! The wit mixed in with the desire to teach and reinforce learning is what makes the Cove HOME. Thanks for the tears running down my face as I laughed.
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Craig H.

#54
Yesterday my car wouldn't start. Decided to work at home by logging in remotely. The network kept kicking me out all day and often said my credentials were not recognized. Got a friend to give my car a boost before going to the grocery. Came out from the store and my car wouldn't start. Finally had to buy a new car battery. After a day like that, this thread has made my day today!!! The wit mixed in with the desire to teach and reinforce learning is what makes the Cove HOME. Thanks for the tears running down my face as I laughed.
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So, Logic, how many Covers does it take to change a battery?

;)
 
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Bill Pflanz

#55
I discovered how many Covers by the name of Pflanz it takes to change a light bulb. My neighbor was kind enough to ask me the same question. Obviously, more than one since I fell off a step ladder and broke my leg 5 weeks ago doing exactly that.

I was totally on crutches for 2 weeks and you definitely have a different view on how people with handicaps must learn to cope. It it not easy to hold a door open and get through in crutches so I now appreciate the value of the push button handicap access. Also those wheelchair ramps are steep and long.

One more week to go and I am out of my air cast boot.

Bill Pflanz
 
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palmer

#59
There is not enough information in the question to give an exact answer. We don't know where the light bulb is that went out.

How high in the air is it.

How many watts is the bulb.

Is it screw in or plug in

Did it just go out? is it hot?

I could go on and on....please be more specific when asking a question like that.:frust:
 
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Taliesyn

#60
Am I the only one here who is now SERIOUSLY concerned about the mental state of some fellow Covers?:lmao:
 

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