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How many fail ALL ISO 9001 registration audits - How many never make it?

Sidney Vianna

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Obstacle3 said:
too busy getting paperwork together to bluff the audit!
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Congratulations for fooling the auditor, your management and your customers. So, tell us, how does it feel being part of the problem? How does that behavior fit with this?

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Obstacle3

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Is there an emoticon I can use to indicate I was being sarcastic?

As I explained earlier I have a mandate I don't agree with but am employed to deliver

And for the record, we do have the necessary controls in place to meet the requirements of the standard.
 
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Obstacle3 said:
Is there an emoticon I can use to indicate I was being sarcastic?

As I explained earlier I have a mandate I don't agree with but am employed to deliver

And for the record, we do have the necessary controls in place to meet the requirements of the standard.
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The emoticon for sarcasm is located in the message box when you're typing a reply, at the bottom of the Smilies list beside the box where you type your reply and it looks like this: :sarcasm:.

Hope this helps. :)

BTW, welcome to the Cove, Obstacle3! :bigwave:
 
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