Infamous Sayings & Mottos

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JimCubb - 2005

#51
Reply to "Are we having fun yet?"

"Of course we are! We just had to re-define 'fun'!"

Rip-off from a line in the movie Blue Thunder:
"I'm new here. I'm supposed to be stupid."
 
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Laura M

#52
My son put as his senior quote in the yearbook...

"What makes a muskrat guard his musk?.....Courage"

The Lion in the Wizard of Oz.

This is from the kid that watched the Wizard of Oz 2X per day as a 2 year old. He loved that movie. I didn't realize he knew/remembered that line until I saw the yearbook yesterday. I don't know if there is a connection or if he was just being 'goofy' but as soon as I saw the line from "ox" I thought of him immitating munchkins!
 

Wes Bucey

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#54
I break into a giggle every time I pass the sign outside a chimney sweep business in the next town:

"Ash Wipes - We wipe your ash for you!"
 

Ron Rompen

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#55
For all you D&D'ers out there (and I know there are more than a few):

"Do not annoy dragons, for you are small and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup"

"He who lives by the sword, dies by the crossbow bolt"

And for the rednecks in the audience:

"Hey Skeeter....watch what I can do with THIS!"

"Naw, don't worry...I -=KNOW=- what I'm doing."
 
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mooser

#56
Hey Wes,

How about this sign for glass replacement company -
"Let .... be a pane in the glass for you."
 
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jmp4429

#57
There was a transmission shop in a town near where I grew up whose sign read

"Get your shift together."

Near Raleigh, NC is a car radiator shop whose sign reads

"A great place to take a leak."
 
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David Hartman

#59
Oo! Oo! (My best Guber Pyle imitation):

At a gas station/convenience store at the corner of Indiana Highways 28 and 31:

"Eat here, get gas!"
:D
 
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jmp4429

#60
ddhartma said:
Oo! Oo! (My best Guber Pyle imitation):

At a gas station/convenience store at the corner of Indiana Highways 28 and 31:

"Eat here, get gas!"
:D
David, we must be living in parallel universes. As I said, we have a radiator shop here in NC with a similar sign. Then, on NC-70 there is a diner/gas station with the "Eat here, get gas" sign!

Indiana must be bizarro North Carolina!
 
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