If I made anyone think we were just starting this process, I apologize.
Our process was started months ago. It's just that in the middle of it, our EHS Manager had to leave abruptly and now I am trying to fill-in in his absence and play catch-up. Our consultants, who have done extensive environmental programs for us (SWP3, SPCC, regulation compliance consulting, etc), are very familiar with our facility and feel this time table is possible... but we can't afford any more hiccups!
Randy, I wholeheartedly agree, if we had just started this process, I would not have accepted this well-shortened time table.
I've done the dog and pony show, plead, begged, etc. and

got a bonafide respected CB (the one who issued our 9001) that is willing to take the chance, since: 1) we have used consultants (not in-house people) from the start who started the process awhile ago, 2) our documents are templated off our sister-plant who is already 14001 certified by the same CB, and 3) our 9001 audits are very clean.
CB has Stage 1 auditor lined-up and is looking for a second auditor for the Stage 2. There is only two weeks between S1 & S2, so HOPEFULLY we have nothing major to fix. This is a "hail-Mary", but for us, there is no other alternative for us, we have to make the attempt to meet the imposed deadline. :mg: