Guys, say what you will...
I think your expectations are a defence of ISO9001, yet some balance has been provided.
ISO9001 is a complete and total joke...
I think you're using this phrase to perhaps mean it doesn't appear to be working as I hoped, or you were led to believe it promised more, or you thought it was intended to take care of something or other better than it has.
Many make this into so much more than it has to be...
Many people here and elsewhere have written about e.g. misapplications and misinterpretations.
QM's hide behind the BS which allows them to seem important..
Not everyone and not all the time and not for the wrong reasons all the time. Maybe some power seekers may use ISO9001's 'authority' wrongly. Standards are useful foundations to lean against or build upon or work to, else we could have 'authority' vested more in the person or opinion (for example).
I cannot begin to tell you what kind of horse.... this is for a realistic standpoint...
Agree, if what you mean is that the reality is often never realised (e.g. with commitment to).
Lets see, first you pay the RO to come into you facility and you really expect them to fail you? Come on!...
Could you be talking about impartiality? Conflict of interests? Auditors do have a difficult role to execute. Financial auditors e.g. have a similar challenge. QMS auditors do 'fail you' by encouraging your organisation to meet ISO9001 and then meeting your edit of ISO9001. Are there firm challenges? Generally, auditors I think appreciate the business environment, other factors, and have some insight of what's achievable.
This entire process is complete pig pile. This is one of the biggest jokes to ever take place...
Disagree, with the entire process comment. Also, I have to defend the affront to pigs who are extremely unwasteful animals.
Heres to you China! Even your chicken feet are registared to the ISO9001:2008 standards
Chicken feet are a delicacy for some diners I found on a visit to Chinatown London.
I have empathy to the comments as understood/described above. There is something wanting. Maybe it's a more determined grasping of the spirit of our intentions, developed in for e.g. ISO9000 (present company generally excluded). Maybe it is a diatribe. OP?