Jokes for kids

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#22
A couple of English kid's jokes........

Why do elephants have Big Ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.........

Why don't elephants like Penguins?
Because they can't get the wrapper off..........

PM me if you really want/need an explanation,
 

Tim Folkerts

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#23
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange who glad I didn't say "banana" again?
 
G
#24
Some typical knock-knock jokes:

- Knock-knock
- Who's there?
- Kenya
- Kenya who?
- Kenya guess who it is? :lol:

one more:
- Knock-knock
- Who's there?
- Howl
- Howl who?
- Howl you know unless you open the door. :lmao:

last one:
- Knock-knock
- Who's there?
- Amos
- Amos who?
- Watch out or Amos-quito might bite you! :bigwave:
 
N

nonaynever - 2008

#26
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I dunno, what do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?
I give up, what?
'ell if I know!

:notme:
 

Cari Spears

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#28
My son's favorite jokes lately are the "dog with no legs" ones:

What do you call a dog with no legs lying on the porch - Matt
What do you call a dog with no legs lying in a hole - Phil
What do you call a dog with no legs in the pond - Bob

There are a ton of them... We always end it with:

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't, it won't come.


Terribly sorry!!
What do you calla dog with no legs lying under a pile of leaves? Russell.:D
 
W

wmarhel

#30
what do you call a female dog with no legs in a cowfield?

PATTY

what do you call a male dog with no legs in a cowfield?

CHIP

what do you call a dog with no legs hanging on a wall?

ART

what do you call a dog with no legs on lying on a baseball field?

FIRST BASE


Of course, I remember these jokes as having "kid" in place of "dog". Different times I guess.

What's green and red and goes 100 hundred miles an hour?

A Frog in a blender....

Anyone remember the "What's grosser than gross..." jokes?

Wayne
 
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