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Starting to get Involved
Our CB said that they are required, therefore we are required, to report a time-based and a quality-based KPI for each core process. I assumed she was referring to some IAQG standard for CB audits that I don't have access to; but my AI assistant, who knows all the standards, says no such requirement exists. She did not write an NCR but she wouldn't end the audit until we had invented two such KPIs per process. She said the requirement started sometime our 2024 audit (and should have already been in place for 2025).
Assuming she knows what she's talking about (and for the sake of argument, Randy, let's actually assume she does), what specifically was she referring to? The AI speculated that she was referring to internal CB auditor guidance materials. If that is the case, do we really need to comply?
(We think this requirement is bull***t because our carefully crafted manufacturing KPI is a complex formula that combines time and quality measures. She actually said we must separate them - they cannot be combined. To satisfy her, we invented a time-based statistic that management finds meaningless and pretend that the complex formula only measures quality.)
Assuming she knows what she's talking about (and for the sake of argument, Randy, let's actually assume she does), what specifically was she referring to? The AI speculated that she was referring to internal CB auditor guidance materials. If that is the case, do we really need to comply?
(We think this requirement is bull***t because our carefully crafted manufacturing KPI is a complex formula that combines time and quality measures. She actually said we must separate them - they cannot be combined. To satisfy her, we invented a time-based statistic that management finds meaningless and pretend that the complex formula only measures quality.)