Letter to Tech Support

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Here's one...

Dear Technical Support,

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Fishingweekend 10.3 and Bowlingbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?

Jonathan Powell

To: Mr. Powell

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES and ENTERTAINMENT" program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once it is installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not backwards-compatible with Girlfriend 1.0. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support...

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire system regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.

The best course of action will be to push the apologize button, then the reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but is very high maintenance.

Tech Support
 
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Was looking through the "Jokes" forum and found mine that I posted a while ago for the IT geeks out there (totally forgot that I uploaded this). Anyway, thought I'd bump this up in case you need a good laugh to move Friday along....

Brian :rolleyes:
 

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Was looking through the "Jokes" forum and found mine that I posted a while ago for the IT geeks out there (totally forgot that I uploaded this). Anyway, thought I'd bump this up in case you need a good laugh to move Friday along....

Brian :rolleyes:
Doesn't lose sense sharing this any time, any year. We are never going to see a change, are we?:D
 
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