More Dumb Jokes - Adults Only Please!!!

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tyker

Two old men were sitting on the porch talking.

"My wife and I went to a fabulous restaurant last night" said one.

"Which restaurant was that?" asked his friend.

"I can't remember the name. Say what do you call those flowers women like to receive?"

"Carnations?"

"No. They've got big red petals".

"Poppies?"

"No. They've got thorny stems">

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Thats it! Hey Rose, what was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
 
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moiraknows

That REALLY made me laugh out loud! Had to read it to the peeps here in my office!!:lmao:
 
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