Most ineffective motivational slogan - There are thousands of these things

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Alienyst

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There are thousands of these things. Is there one that sticks out that was just 'off' in some way? Like it made you laugh instead of motivate.
 
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SteelMaiden

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"It's like trying to eat an elephant, you just do it one bite at a time."Now, who in their right mind wakes up in the morning and says, ok, I'm gonna eat an elephant?

My personal favorite motivational quote is "Take no prisoners" lol
 

Dave-h

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IBM used to have, "No wind blows in favor of that ship which has no port of destination"...

Dilbert must have some good examples...


Dave :cool:
 
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"When the going gets tough, the tough get going"

I first heard that in 1962; at the time I would have preferred "when the going gets tough, it's time to stop and think about why in the h*** you 're doing this"
 

Mike S.

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"Our employees are our most important resource". And various variations on that...

They have been used over the years by a few companies whose true actions were diametrically opposed to that ideal.
 

The Taz!

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Mike S. said:
"Our employees are our most important resource". And various variations on that...

They have been used over the years by a few companies whose true actions were diametrically opposed to that ideal.
I think that is the winner so far. . . :agree1:
 
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