RoxaneB Super Moderator Super Moderator Apr 30, 2004 #21 Apr 30, 2004 #21 Dean P. said: "Due to the current financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice." Click to expand... Oh that's good!...especially in light of lean operations, cut-backs, and the drive to conserve energy so we don't have another blackout!
Dean P. said: "Due to the current financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice." Click to expand... Oh that's good!...especially in light of lean operations, cut-backs, and the drive to conserve energy so we don't have another blackout!
D Dave-h Involved In Discussions Apr 30, 2004 #22 Apr 30, 2004 #22 I like, "The beatings will continue until morale improves...." Dave
RoxaneB Super Moderator Super Moderator Apr 30, 2004 #23 Apr 30, 2004 #23 As my Dilbert-a-Day calendar reads today...."In your workspace, no one can hear you scream."
C Cari Spears Super Moderator Staff member Super Moderator Apr 30, 2004 #24 Apr 30, 2004 #24 Dave-h said: I like, "The beatings will continue until morale improves...." Click to expand... Good one! Along the same lines (sorta), a quote from Ozzy Osbourne: "This will end in tears!" Don't know how effective/motivational it would be in the business world, but it makes my kids move their butts! (tee hee) DP - Laughed out loud at the "light at the end of the tunnel" one too.
Dave-h said: I like, "The beatings will continue until morale improves...." Click to expand... Good one! Along the same lines (sorta), a quote from Ozzy Osbourne: "This will end in tears!" Don't know how effective/motivational it would be in the business world, but it makes my kids move their butts! (tee hee) DP - Laughed out loud at the "light at the end of the tunnel" one too.
C CINDY Apr 30, 2004 #25 Apr 30, 2004 #25 Here is mine, in fact I even had it made into a desk plaque "To keep getting the same old results, keep doing the same old thing" Cindy
Here is mine, in fact I even had it made into a desk plaque "To keep getting the same old results, keep doing the same old thing" Cindy
A Al Rosen Staff member Super Moderator Apr 30, 2004 #26 Apr 30, 2004 #26 Claes Gefvenberg said: Ok, try this one: We come from the head office. We are here to help you. Right , that makes me feel nice and secure.... Where can I hide? :mg: /Claes Click to expand... Claes: I believe that shgould read: "We're from the government and we're here to help you."
Claes Gefvenberg said: Ok, try this one: We come from the head office. We are here to help you. Right , that makes me feel nice and secure.... Where can I hide? :mg: /Claes Click to expand... Claes: I believe that shgould read: "We're from the government and we're here to help you."
S Sam Apr 30, 2004 #27 Apr 30, 2004 #27 One I had forgotten about until Cindy posted hers. "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got". Heard this at one of the TQM seminars in the late 80's.
One I had forgotten about until Cindy posted hers. "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got". Heard this at one of the TQM seminars in the late 80's.
D db Apr 30, 2004 #28 Apr 30, 2004 #28 Dave-h said: I like, "The beatings will continue until morale improves...." Dave Click to expand... Hey! I was going to use that! Remember, we all bring happiness. If not in the arrival, then in the departure.
Dave-h said: I like, "The beatings will continue until morale improves...." Dave Click to expand... Hey! I was going to use that! Remember, we all bring happiness. If not in the arrival, then in the departure.
T The Taz! Quite Involved in Discussions Apr 30, 2004 #29 Apr 30, 2004 #29 db said: Remember, we all bring happiness. If not in the arrival, then in the departure. Click to expand... And I guess that in between those two events lies Purgetory huh?
db said: Remember, we all bring happiness. If not in the arrival, then in the departure. Click to expand... And I guess that in between those two events lies Purgetory huh?
RoxaneB Super Moderator Super Moderator Apr 30, 2004 #30 Apr 30, 2004 #30 The Taz! said: And I guess that in between those two events lies Purgetory huh? Click to expand... I was thinking that it was my cubicle, but Purgatory is close enough.
The Taz! said: And I guess that in between those two events lies Purgetory huh? Click to expand... I was thinking that it was my cubicle, but Purgatory is close enough.