Most ineffective motivational slogan - There are thousands of these things

RoxaneB

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#21
Dean P. said:
"Due to the current financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice."
Oh that's good!...especially in light of lean operations, cut-backs, and the drive to conserve energy so we don't have another blackout! :)
 
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Cari Spears

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#24
Dave-h said:
I like, "The beatings will continue until morale improves...."
Good one! Along the same lines (sorta), a quote from Ozzy Osbourne:

"This will end in tears!"

Don't know how effective/motivational it would be in the business world, but it makes my kids move their butts! (tee hee)

DP - Laughed out loud at the "light at the end of the tunnel" one too.
 
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CINDY

#25
Here is mine, in fact I even had it made into a desk plaque

"To keep getting the same old results, keep doing the same old thing"

Cindy
 

Al Rosen

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#26
Claes Gefvenberg said:
Ok, try this one:

We come from the head office. We are here to help you.:tunnel:

Right , that makes me feel nice and secure.... Where can I hide? :mg:

/Claes
Claes:

I believe that shgould read:

"We're from the government and we're here to help you."
 
#27
One I had forgotten about until Cindy posted hers.

"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got".

Heard this at one of the TQM seminars in the late 80's.
 
#28
Dave-h said:
I like, "The beatings will continue until morale improves...." :)


Dave :cool:
Hey! I was going to use that! :mad:

Remember, we all bring happiness. If not in the arrival, then in the departure.
 
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