I was taking the train recently and had the most "interesting" person sit beside me...please, bear with me and read about this charming creature I emailed a friend of mine about...
From RC's email...
Chick beside me on the train...
If I was her fiance, I would leave town and not give a forwarding address. All of this was learned in the first 10 minutes of her sitting down.
*** About 30 minutes later ***
From RC's email...
Miss Velcro is quite the character. Her skirt is very short and very tight and I presume things are a little uncomfortable 'down there'. Why do I say this? Because she's been squirming for a while - and while every lady has tried this, we all know it won't readjust our underwear. She put her hairy, booted leg on the back of the chair in front of her, braced herself and tried to readjust things by sticking her hand behind her. And, realizing that this wasn't going to work, she just jammed her hand up her skirt and readjusted things...right there! In the seat! With me beside her! :mg:
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Yup...you meet the most interesting people on the train...
From RC's email...
Chick beside me on the train...
- Can't figure out if 5A is her seat so she shows me her ticket. 5A...yes, I know it's tough to sound out the big words...
- Is wearing a short dress and tight black boots...and hasn't shaved in a few days. I can't stop staring at the velcro that covers her legs.
- Forgot her credit card and has left her car illegally parked at the XYZ train station. She is now attempting to get someone to help her out. Her car is unlocked. The keys are in her car. She convinced a guy - not her fiance (he said no and right about now is probably trying to find a way out of this commitment) - to go to her car, get her keys, pay for parking until Thursday, put the ticket in her car, lock the car and leave the keys with the VIA clerk.
- She forgot to tell this person where she hid the keys in her car.
- She arrived with 10 minutes to go before the train arrived.
- She forgot to pack toothpaste.
- She is meeting a friend at a Toronto hotel and brought - and I quote - an "outdoor bathing suit".
- She's getting her urine blessed on Friday. HUH?!?!
If I was her fiance, I would leave town and not give a forwarding address. All of this was learned in the first 10 minutes of her sitting down.
*** About 30 minutes later ***
From RC's email...
Miss Velcro is quite the character. Her skirt is very short and very tight and I presume things are a little uncomfortable 'down there'. Why do I say this? Because she's been squirming for a while - and while every lady has tried this, we all know it won't readjust our underwear. She put her hairy, booted leg on the back of the chair in front of her, braced herself and tried to readjust things by sticking her hand behind her. And, realizing that this wasn't going to work, she just jammed her hand up her skirt and readjusted things...right there! In the seat! With me beside her! :mg:
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Yup...you meet the most interesting people on the train...