One hump or two?

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AllanJ

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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink
and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled
out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette,
and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks
what brand she prefers.

"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.
 
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tarheels4 - 2007

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More on Old Folks

Since we are joking around about olds folks here is one. But next time you contemplate body piercings or tattoos think about this un.

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of you all over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite
confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure
about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are
correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks"...


,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Thongs and Depends
 
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