Peoples Attitudes, Depression, Roadkill Recipes and Other Thoughts

[Laura M]

Careful db...

...You're on the same side of the water as Mr. Dyer!

 

[Al Dyer]

Before we go further with the possum I think we need to get the nutritional guidelines straight, don't wan't to upset the FDA/USDA!

Possum Nutrition Facts:

Serving size: Depends on the possum
Servings per container: Depends on the possum
Amount per serving: Depends on the possum
Calories: Depends on the possum
Total fat: At least three times the U.S. RDA.
Sodium: Depends on the possum
Total carbohydrate: Depends on the possum
Protein: Depends on the possum
Allowable inert Ingrediants: Depends if road kill or not

 

[Randy]

Greetings from Arkansas!!!!

Remember to scrape the grease out of the Opossum pan and use it for whatever your heart desires. It does make a fantastic laxative. Everything comes out smooth and FAST

 

[Al Dyer]

I heard that the Jamacan Bobsled Team used illegal possum fat (on the sled) during the last olympics.

 

[Ken K]

Since my two grandsons came into my life I have found a great way to reduce stress...model railroading. I can sit for hours doing scenery and building and just enjoying the experience.

Almost comes close to spending a day out on the ice trying to catch fish, but not quite.

Everyone needs an outlet...may the search be short and enjoyable.

 

[Ken K]

Can someone out there explain what just happened here?

I sure as heck can't...

 

[Ken K]

I heard the sled was actually made of possum fat...

Last thing I remember reading was something about Zoloft and when I replied the possum's came back and sent the mind whirling and I think I just woke up and realized Kansas is a whole lot farther away than I thought...can you say weekend!

 

[SteelMaiden]

Ken,

Welcome to the twisted world (and minds) of the quality professional. My perception has always been that you'd have to be a half bubble off plumb to do what we do for a living! So, if you are occasionally confused, that would signify that you must be totally normal!

ROFLOL

 

[Laura M]

Ken -
You were probably on an earlier page of this thread - but replies jump to the end. This whole thing started with Zoloft......

 

[Marc]

Please don't ask me to explain this thread. This is the weirdest, longest thread I have ever seen. A lot of people seem to enjoy it, so i just watch as it grows and gets weirder.