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SteelMaiden, I hope you realize that my entire last post was 1000% silliness. I would never actually doubt your intelligence.:truce:
 
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SteelMaiden

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'S'allright-

I read it in the spirit intended, as a matter of fact several co-workers walking by stopped to make sure I was not, to use a southernism, "Falling Out". ROFLOL, no self-respecting red-neck would fail to use road kill as a motivational tool:p

Have a good one, and thanks for the laugh!
 
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Michael T

Originally posted by SteelMaiden
no self-respecting red-neck would fail to use road kill as a motivational tool:p

Have a good one, and thanks for the laugh!
I was gonna say... c'mon y'all! Y'all never heard of that there feller named... Mazlow? Didn't he hire some Archie guy to tell him what his needs were? Seems to me roadkill satisfies the basic biological need, either as food or garment... :vfunny: :bonk: :biglaugh: :smokin:

Thanks for the laugh!!

Cheers!
 
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Andy B

Do you remember how i relax?

Sometime way back in this thread i was telling people that i relaxed by travelling at 100mph on a gravel track down the side of the mountain.

Well follow this link to see how it all ended up on January
26th.

Hope it works

***DEAD LINK REMOVED***
 

Marc

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Re: Do you remember how i relax?

Originally posted by Andy B

Sometime way back in this thread i was telling people that i relaxed by travelling at 100mph on a gravel track down the side of the mountain.

Well follow this link to see how it all ended up on January
26th.
Ummm, this is snow - not gravel. I made Cincinnati to Miami in 16 hours (1185 miles - almost all expressway) last week. 74.06 avg. mph (gas stops and all included - no 'time outs'...). Car = Pontiac Bonneville SSEi and majority of trip was on a saturday - left at 5.30 AM and arrived at 9.30PM. The car's computer shuts engine down at 111 mph.

Ya ain't got nothin' on me! :thedeal:
 
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Ken K

Marc, you need a computer upgrade! That compares to driving past a fresh, prime roadkill on the way to the mother-in-law's. Doesn't make sense.
 
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Jim Webb

I hope you people are proud of yourselves. Having followed this thread from its start I felt that I was missing something in life. For the past thirty years I have been a vegetarian. Having read about this road kill cuisine I decided to try some. It was baby raccoon. I have never been so sick in my life. I am not sure whether it was the meat or the embedded tar from the blacktop that got me sick. Who should I send the stomach-pumping bill to, you Marc? Shame on all of you that promoted this thread with out a disclaimer. :ko: :vfunny:
 
Originally posted by Jim Webb
I hope you people are proud of yourselves. Having followed this thread from its start I felt that I was missing something in life. For the past thirty years I have been a vegetarian. Having read about this road kill cuisine I decided to try some. It was baby raccoon. I have never been so sick in my life. I am not sure whether it was the meat or the embedded tar from the blacktop that got me sick. Who should I send the stomach-pumping bill to, you Marc? Shame on all of you that promoted this thread with out a disclaimer.

Jim,
The problem isn't the meat or the tar. You just started with the wrong species. If your just coming off of a veggie diet don't eat an omnivore. Stick with the veggie eaters. I recommend a nice gravel-rabbit stew.
Also remember to make sure the roadkill is fresh. I have a simple process for assuring this.

1) Place a can of orange paint in your car.
2) As you are driving along look for any roadkill
3) Stop and paint an orange circle around the ex-critter.
4) Proceed to you destination.
Later, as you drive home from your destination, look for any roadkill that is missing an orange circle. This roadkill is fresh.
:lick: :lick:
 
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Jim Webb

Thank for the advice but from now on when I want the wild taste I'll just go out back in the big field and graze.;)
 
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