Hey here's where you can have fun..........Start all of your revisions at #10. When asked just say that you did so because 10 is your favorite number..........Then see how the guy responds:lol
Yup, I've done that with a client when I inherited and cleaned up a somewhat messy system. Arbitrarily started numbering from #13. New auditor asked why - I told him it was my favourite number, and he was fine with that
Seriously, it does sound as though your current auditor has some rather auditosaurus ideas about doc control and a somewhat anal attitude. Is he actually adding any real value, or just pulling you up on these rather silly little things?
If the latter, I'd consider asking for a change of auditor - if you don't want to say why (although I would), you could say you'd just like a change and a different set of eyes. A different auditor should help you guage whether it's just him or the CB.