I used to do computer tech support... The hammer may be wishful thinking! 
The number of responses may be indicative of either: we are in need of all the distraction we can get, or we are "sucked in" by the provocative title.
The number of responses may be indicative of either: we are in need of all the distraction we can get, or we are "sucked in" by the provocative title.
(Read The Freakin' Manual!)
Since they were cursing up a blue streak, where would they have fit on the spectrum?

Ok, now I understand the spooky part. I thought of a blue wrench and I see sevral others did as well. Al, can you elaborate on the meanings of the results? Thanks for the fun.