Borrowed from a friend.
Redneck Medical Dictionary
Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously.
Medical Term - Redneck Definition
Redneck Medical Dictionary
Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously.
Medical Term - Redneck Definition
- Artery - The study of paintings
- Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
- Barium - What doctors do when patients die
- Benign - What you be, after you be eight
- Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
- Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
- Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
- Colic - A sheep dog
- Coma - A punctuation mark
- Dilate - To live long
- Enema - Not a friend
- Fester - Quicker than someone else
- Fibula - A small lie
- Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
- Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
- Morbid - A higher offer
- Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days
- Node - I knew it
- Outpatient - A person who has fainted
- Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
- Post Operative - A letter carrier
- Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
- Rectum - Nearly killed him
- Secretion - Hiding something
- Seizure - Roman Emperor
- Tablet - A small table
- Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
- Tumor - One plus one more
- Urine - Opposite of you're out