Redneck Medical Dictionary

Stijloor

Staff member
Super Moderator
#1
Borrowed from a friend.

Redneck Medical Dictionary

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously.

Medical Term - Redneck Definition
  • Artery - The study of paintings
  • Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
  • Barium - What doctors do when patients die
  • Benign - What you be, after you be eight
  • Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
  • Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
  • Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
  • Colic - A sheep dog
  • Coma - A punctuation mark
  • Dilate - To live long
  • Enema - Not a friend
  • Fester - Quicker than someone else
  • Fibula - A small lie
  • Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
  • Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
  • Morbid - A higher offer
  • Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days
  • Node - I knew it
  • Outpatient - A person who has fainted
  • Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
  • Post Operative - A letter carrier
  • Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
  • Rectum - Nearly killed him
  • Secretion - Hiding something
  • Seizure - Roman Emperor
  • Tablet - A small table
  • Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
  • Tumor - One plus one more
  • Urine - Opposite of you're out
 
Elsmar Forum Sponsor
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
W United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) Funny Stuff - Jokes and Humour 19
W When A Little Redneck Isn't Enough... Funny Stuff - Jokes and Humour 1
I Redneck Keyboard Funny Stuff - Jokes and Humour 11
A Canadian Safety Labels for medical electrical equipment Canada Medical Device Regulations 0
A Applicability of Photobiological Safety Evaluation for LED used in medical devices Reliability Analysis - Predictions, Testing and Standards 1
M Medical device certificate in Australia - ARTG certificate Other Medical Device Regulations World-Wide 0
Q Software as a medical device vs software not sold as medical device: local regulations for sale? EU Medical Device Regulations 4
H Medical device Product Registration Registrars and Notified Bodies 2
T Google Fit Health datas and Medical devices Application Medical Information Technology, Medical Software and Health Informatics 0
A Can a power Supply be an accessory to a medical device, if it is an 'off-the-shelf' product. IEC 60601 - Medical Electrical Equipment Safety Standards Series 3
B Procedure packs with non-medical devices EU Medical Device Regulations 1
A Medical device labelling Date of manufacture US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) 2
W Non Sterile Medical Device Environmental Tests Other Medical Device Related Standards 4
ebrahim QMS as per ISO 13485, Clause 4.2 Requirements for regulatory purposes for Medical Devices Authorized Representatives. ISO 13485:2016 - Medical Device Quality Management Systems 3
A Clinical assessment sample size - Medical device Class IIb implantable (93/42 directive) EU Medical Device Regulations 2
K 25-year lifetime of medical device - document storage period EU Medical Device Regulations 1
K Relabeling an existing medical device in the field? Other US Medical Device Regulations 6
J Should a Class 1 medical device with an option to measure body weight be considered Class 1m? EU Medical Device Regulations 0
A Reliable sources for following EU medical device regulatory EU Medical Device Regulations 0
T IVDR Medical device software CE Marking (Conformité Européene) / CB Scheme 8
A Customer Approval (Medical Devices) Document Control Systems, Procedures, Forms and Templates 4
N ISO 13485 7.3.9 Change control in medical device software ISO 13485:2016 - Medical Device Quality Management Systems 6
J Requirements as a Distributor for Incoming Inspection of Purchased Finished Medical Device Medical Device Related Regulations 0
S Microwave medical waste disinfectant - A medical device or not? Other ISO and International Standards and European Regulations 3
S Registration of Medical Device in Hong Kong - labeling requirements Other Medical Device Regulations World-Wide 0
D Electrical Medical Devices class I EU Medical Device Regulations 0
J Are complaints applicable to development of medical devices? Customer Complaints 2
V Software as medical device (SaMD) replicated for multiple clients through APIs IEC 62304 - Medical Device Software Life Cycle Processes 5
M Is the output of a device a Medical Device? IEC 62304 - Medical Device Software Life Cycle Processes 5
P Do we need to retrospectively use the "MD" symbol (indicating device is a medical device) on labels, e.g. finished devices within expiration date? EU Medical Device Regulations 2
M Do I need separation in my circuit with a medical charger? IEC 60601 - Medical Electrical Equipment Safety Standards Series 0
L Medical device registration in Iran Other Medical Device Regulations World-Wide 0
P ISO 8 classified medical manufacturing room Qualification and Validation (including 21 CFR Part 11) 1
H EU CE marking for Medical Device Class I EU Medical Device Regulations 2
A Medical Device Contract Manufacturer - Does the CM need to register with FDA? 21 CFR Part 820 - US FDA Quality System Regulations (QSR) 3
Brian Benzarti Medical Devices CLP Regulation Quality Assurance and Compliance Software Tools and Solutions 2
JoCam Certified QMS for MDR - Class I medical device manufacturers EU Medical Device Regulations 4
R Compatibility studies - Medicinal Product and Medical Device Other ISO and International Standards and European Regulations 0
K CE Marking Class 1 (Non sterile) medical device CE Marking (Conformité Européene) / CB Scheme 3
J Medical Device Regulations in Lebanon? Other Medical Device Regulations World-Wide 2
dgrainger Informational Medicines and Medical Devices Act 2021 UK Medical Device Regulations 0
J Calibration cycle for monitoring & measuring tools used in medical device manufacturing General Measurement Device and Calibration Topics 5
S Medical Device MRI Compatibility EU Medical Device Regulations 3
M NICE Medical Technology Evaluation Programme - Recommendations Service Industry Specific Topics 0
A ISO 13485 for Class 1 Medical Device ISO 13485:2016 - Medical Device Quality Management Systems 7
R Components to a finished medical device, MDR requirements Other US Medical Device Regulations 1
J Warnings/Cautions in Medical Device IFU Medical Device and FDA Regulations and Standards News 4
L Medical device HIPAA compliance in encryption Medical Information Technology, Medical Software and Health Informatics 1
A Sampling plan for in-process QC (medical devices) Inspection, Prints (Drawings), Testing, Sampling and Related Topics 13
M V&V phase: Justification of acceptance criteria (statistical method ) - (Medical Device) Design and Development of Products and Processes 2

Similar threads

Top Bottom