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Al Dyer

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Check it out this week.

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JRKH

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Dilbert

AHHH Yes,

Dilbert is a hero of mine.

I am reminded of the old joke about the factory of the future.
The one run by 1 man and one dog.
The man is there to feed th dog,
and the dog is there to see that the man doesn't touch anything.

Question: Will we have to audit the dog?


:rolleyes:

James
 
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