Stupidity Test! Take Me!

What did you get, honestly?

  • 1

    Votes: 7 12.7%
  • 2

    Votes: 14 25.5%
  • 3

    Votes: 24 43.6%
  • 4

    Votes: 10 18.2%

  • Total voters
    55
E

energy

#1
Stupid Test!

The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!

OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple
little test comprised of four easy questions to
determine the level of your intellect.

See if you have what it takes to be considered "smart."

Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
with no deliberating or wasting of time.
And no cheating!
On your mark, get set, go...
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1: You are competing in a race and overtake the
runner in second place.

In which position are you now?

Answer: If you answered that you're now in first, you're wrong!

You overtook the second runner and took his
place, therefore you are now in second place.

For the next question try not to be so dim.
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2: If you overtake the last runner, what position
are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second to last, you are
wrong once again.

Think about it...
How can you overtake the person who is last?
If you're behind them, they can't be last.
You would have been last.

It would appear that thinking is not one of your
strong points.

Anyway, here's another question to try. Don't
take any notes or use a calculator, and remember,
your replies must be instantaneous.
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3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
Plus 1000. And plus 10.
What is the total?
Answer: 5000?

Wrong again!

The correct answer is 4100.
Try again with good calculator.

Today is clearly not your day, although you
should manage to get the last question right...
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4: Marie's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?

Think quickly...you'll find the answer below..

Answer: Chuchu?
WRONG!
It's obviously Marie!
Read the question properly.

You are clearly the weakest link.
 
Elsmar Forum Sponsor
#3
Last night I worked with my 10 year old and her math homework. It's scary, her homework questions were almost like these questions. Of course she had to explain them and add a roll of the eyes when I didn't get it. What ever happen to 2+2=5 I mean 4:confused: ;)

Because of this prior "training" I was able to get 3 of 4.

:D :D
 

RoxaneB

Super Moderator
Super Moderator
#6
I blame the lack of coffee!

The math question messed me up...I saw all the numbers, but forgot to carry a one. Maybe it's a good thing I'm not in Finance...but I hear they're always looking for the creative type! :D
 
E

energy

#7
In good company

I said be honest!:rolleyes: When I set the Poll up, I should have had five categories. One being "0". That's what I got! So take out the 1, that was me. I hate puzzles, math problems and all of you!:biglaugh: :agree: :ko: :smokin:
 
M

Michael T

#9
Hi Energy...

I'll debate #2 with you...

If I overtake the last runner - I very well may be in first place and just lapped the guy. :lick: (Are we on an oval track running a long race?)

Credit goes to one of my students last semester - this was one of the extra credit questions on a test and he successfully debated this answer... I had to credit him for thinking this one through... :vfunny:

Cheers!!!

Mike
 
E

energy

#10
You win!

Michael T said:

Hi Energy...

I'll debate #2 with you...

If I overtake the last runner - I very well may be in first place and just lapped the guy. :lick: (Are we on an oval track running a long race?)

Credit goes to one of my students last semester - this was one of the extra credit questions on a test and he successfully debated this answer... I had to credit him for thinking this one through... :vfunny:

Cheers!!!

Mike
Mike T.,

You'll get no opposition from me. You have to be right because you care. Get it? :vfunny: :bonk:
Where have you been, Mr. teacher? I thought they caught you goofing off and sent you to Auditor's School.
:ko: :smokin:
 
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