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From Wales!
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible
ship wreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island.
After being there a while, they got into the habit of going
to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One
particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for
romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking
better and better to the redneck. Soon, he leaned over to
the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous,
growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around
the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy
the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another
Ship wreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman,
the most beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was
in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, so they slowly
nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to
their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening:
red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for
a night of romance. Pretty soon, the redneck started to get
"those feelings" again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in
and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered
in her ear...
"Would you mind terribly taking the dog for a walk?"
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible
ship wreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island.
After being there a while, they got into the habit of going
to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One
particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for
romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking
better and better to the redneck. Soon, he leaned over to
the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous,
growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around
the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy
the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another
Ship wreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman,
the most beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was
in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, so they slowly
nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to
their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening:
red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for
a night of romance. Pretty soon, the redneck started to get
"those feelings" again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in
and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered
in her ear...
"Would you mind terribly taking the dog for a walk?"
