The Female Demerit System

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Zenzi09

#73
Around the home:
You agreed to do some work to update your home. ( 0 )
You bought the materials but they've been sitting their for 3 months ( -2 )
You just finished painting that room, but it took you 3 weeks. ( 0 )
Same as above, but did it the following weekend of purchase. ( +1 )
Same as above, but done without drinking beer/tv breaks. ( +5 )
You painted that room, but it might take you another week to do the other. ( - 2 )
Same as above, but you neglected to complete the other the following week. ( -10 )
You painted the one room, put down the new flooring, but got lazy when it came to the trim work. ( -5 )
You told her you didn't need that expensive blue masking tape. ( - 10)
You made her mow the lawn. ( -5 )
You made her mow the lawn while you watched tv. ( -10)
You made her mow the lawn while you did that neglected trim work. ( - 1)
You actually made good on all your promises around the house in one weekend. ( +10)
But you got short with her whenever she asked how it was going. ( -100)
 
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Groo3

#74
Good additions... :applause:

Around the home:
You actually made good on all your promises around the house in one weekend. ( +10)
I think you under-rated that one... I think that should be worth +10,000 points if done in one weekend, +500 if done in 2 weekends, +1 if done in 1 month, -10,000 points if it took you all summer to do the stuff she wanted done in the spring :notme:
 
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