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The Next version of ISO 9001 (2008 version) - Any news?

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Sidney Vianna

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Paul Simpson said:
I can see my weak attempt at sarcasm has fallen down ....
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I got it, but remember that hundreds of millions of future Covers might not realize the connection between the two threads. Further, the extremist faction of ASQ membership should have the evidence at hand, before they accuse me of blasphemy, heresy or something along those lines.
 
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BradM said:
Maybe this new emoticon would have helped: :sarcasm:

:lol::lmao:
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Oooh! Now that is one I can use.

Because, as you know all my posts are written with complete sincerity.
:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

Does an emoticon wear out with overuse?

Now all we need is the "tongue in cheek emoticon and I'm set! :lmao:
 
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Paul Simpson said:
Does an emoticon wear out with overuse?
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No, but, in my experience, sarcasm is one of those ingredients that should be used very carefully and parsimoniously. Sarcasm overdose is counterproductive and generally backfires.
 
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Sidney Vianna said:
No, but, in my experience, sarcasm is one of those ingredients that should be used very carefully and parsimoniously. Sarcasm overdose is counterproductive and generally backfires.
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Agreed - but it is an art wielded (in general) with much more grace and subtly by the English, than our US cousins.

I've been searching for Alexi Sayle's skit from 'The Young Ones' but couldn't find it, so paraphrasing...

"I love sarcasm...yesturday this bloke walked up to me and said "Nice day in' it", but it wasn't. It was raining a little bit, see he was being sar--cars--tic...so I punched his ****ing head in"
 
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