Top ten things to say when caught sleeping at your desk.

Cari Spears

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My favorite is #8.


Top Ten Things To Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk


10.) "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."


9.) "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to."


8.) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time."


7.) "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the Mission Statement and
envisioning a new business strategy."


6.) "It's true what they say about all that harmful radiation that these
monitors put out. My eyes started stinging and I got real dizzy."


5.) "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice Yoga?"


4.) "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to
handle that big accounting problem."


3.) "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you
put your ear down real close?"


2.) "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"


1.) Just raise your head slowly and say, " . . . Amen."
 
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Coury Ferguson

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My favorite is #8.


Top Ten Things To Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk


10.) "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."


9.) "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to."


8.) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time."


7.) "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the Mission Statement and
envisioning a new business strategy."


6.) "It's true what they say about all that harmful radiation that these
monitors put out. My eyes started stinging and I got real dizzy."


5.) "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice Yoga?"


4.) "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to
handle that big accounting problem."


3.) "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you
put your ear down real close?"


2.) "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"


1.) Just raise your head slowly and say, " . . . Amen."
Cari,

Why # 8? Do you use white out? :lol:

I kinda like #9 myself.
 
B

byost - 2008

#9
if you need to nap throw some paperclips in front of the door and sack out. if someone attempts to open the door there you are attempting to pick them up. of course this wont work here - the door opens out...

from IF YOU JAM THE COPIER BOLT by
Steve Altes
 
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