Very short jokes?

Jim Wynne

A man is walking through a park one day when he encounters a guy seated on a bench holding a rod and reel with the hook in a bucket of water. "How are they biting?" asks the first man. "Pretty good," says the other, "you're the fifth one so far."

Geoff Withnell

A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. Bartender says "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

chergh - 2008

Werner Heisenberg is stopped for speeding.

The traffic cop goes up to the car window and says "Excuse me, sir, do you know how fast you were going back there?", to which Heisenberg replies "Yes" and disappears

Jim Wynne

I am sorry I don't get it. Who is Werner Heisenberg?:eek:

Heisenberg was a physicist who was one of the founders of quantum mechanics, and is known for what is called the Heisenberg Wikipedia reference-linkUncertainty Principle, which, explained in lay terms, postulates that at the quantum level it's not possible to know both the speed and location of a particle simultaneously. This is an oversimplification, but it works for the joke. :D


Dusty Underwear?

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker...

"It's not talcum powder.......

It's 'Miracle Grow'."


I wish I were that creative with my darling husband.


2 blondes are sitting in the car waiting at a red traffic light. It turns green and one says to the other "it's green" on which the other one replies "a frog!"

This one hits a little close to home.
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