Very short jokes?



A man is walking through a park one day when he encounters a guy seated on a bench holding a rod and reel with the hook in a bucket of water. "How are they biting?" asks the first man. "Pretty good," says the other, "you're the fifth one so far."

I would love to try this!


Those jokes were presented by Nadinb ............thanks

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Wooo, This is one of the best joke i ever heard. Please share some other interesting jokes with us.


Ka Pilo

Santa was boiling a knife.
Banta: Why are you boiling it?
Santa: I want to commit suicide.
Banta: Then why boil it?
Santa: To prevent infection.

Ka Pilo

Another one...

Why are particle physicists bad in bed?

Because when they find the position, they loose the momentum, and when the find the momentum, they loose the position... :lol:


Husband sick and in bed very late in the morning., and the phone rings ~~ ~~ ~~
Husband: Tell who ever., I am not home, and hang up.
Wife: Answering the phone., he is home and hangs up.
Husband: What the hell >>>> :mad:
Wife: That call was mine ~~~ ;)


A horse walks up to the bar and the bartender says «why the long face?»


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