Very short jokes?

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ktlasers

A man is walking through a park one day when he encounters a guy seated on a bench holding a rod and reel with the hook in a bucket of water. "How are they biting?" asks the first man. "Pretty good," says the other, "you're the fifth one so far."

I would love to try this!
 
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AdinWilliam

Those jokes were presented by Nadinb ............thanks

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


Wooo, This is one of the best joke i ever heard. Please share some other interesting jokes with us.



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Ka Pilo

Santa was boiling a knife.
Banta: Why are you boiling it?
Santa: I want to commit suicide.
Banta: Then why boil it?
Santa: To prevent infection.
 
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Ka Pilo

Another one...

Why are particle physicists bad in bed?

Because when they find the position, they loose the momentum, and when the find the momentum, they loose the position... :lol:
 

somashekar

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Husband sick and in bed very late in the morning., and the phone rings ~~ ~~ ~~
Husband: Tell who ever., I am not home, and hang up.
Wife: Answering the phone., he is home and hangs up.
Husband: What the hell >>>> :mad:
Wife: That call was mine ~~~ ;)
 
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tamale

A horse walks up to the bar and the bartender says «why the long face?»

:tg:

Tamale
 
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