What bad grammar in posts annoys you most?

AndyN

Moved On
I've always wanted to know what poor grammar etc. in posts people find annoying. There are many, I'm sure, and notwithstanding posters for whom English is a second language, what are yours?

Here's few to get started (don't get me started);)

Here - hear
There - their - they're
Your - you're
Do - due (is this an exclusively US thing?):notme:

Now you........
 

GStough

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I've always wanted to know what poor grammar etc. in posts people find annoying. There are many, I'm sure, and notwithstanding posters for whom English is a second language, what are yours?

Here's few to get started (don't get me started);)

Here - hear
There - their - they're
Your - you're
Do - due (is this an exclusively US thing?):notme:

Now you........

Its - it's
Subject and verb not agreeing is another one of mine.

And it isn't just in posts here, but these things bother me anywhere I see them.
 
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Stijloor

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It's not grammar per se. Posts written similar to a text message, no caps, virtually no punctuation, irritate me to no end....

Stijloor.
 
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Tim Folkerts

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For those having problems with grammar, you might want to consults "Trigg's Rules of Grammar". ;)


1. Make sure each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

2. Just between you and I, the case of pronoun is important.

3. Watch out for irregular verbs which have crope into English.

4. Verbs has to agree in number with their subjects.

5. Don't use no double negatives.

6. Being bad grammar, a writer should not use dangling modifiers.

7. Join clauses good like a conjunction should.

8. A writer must not shift your point of view.

9. About sentence fragments.

10. Don't use run-on sentences you got to punctuate them.

11. In letters essays and reports use commas to separate items in series.

12. Don't use commas, which are not necessary.

13. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.

14. Its important to use apostrophes right in everybodys writing.

15. Don't abbrev.

16. Check to see if you any words out.

17. In the case of a report, check to see that jargonwise, it's A-OK.

18. As far as incomplete constructions, they are wrong.

19. About repetition, the repetition of a word
might be real effective repetition - take, for
instance the repetition of Abraham Lincoln.

20. In my opinion, I think that an author when he
is writing should definitely not get into the
habit of making use of too many unnecessary words
that he does not really need in order to put his
message across.

21. Use parallel construction not only to be concise but also clarify.

22. It behooves us all to avoid archaic expressions.

23. Mixed metaphors are a pain in the neck and ought to be weeded out.

24. Consult the dictionery to avoid mispelings.

25. To ignorantly split an infinitive is a practice to religiously avoid.

26. Last but not least, lay off clichés.

(Please note that each of these contains the grammatical or stylistic error that they are addressing! ;) )
 
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roland_lu

For those having problems with grammar, you might want to consults "Trigg's Rules of Grammar".



2. Just between you and I, the case of pronoun is important.

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Are you sure? English is my 2nd language, I often get confused with this rule, between you and me?
 

ScottK

Not out of the crisis
Leader
Super Moderator
i been on teh intarnets long enuf now dat nuthin bothers me.

in fact, one board I was on for a long time it was proper to use:
yuo
your and you're interchangeably
teh

I = L33t hax0r.
yuo = PWNED!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
werd
 

Jim Wynne

Leader
Admin
Not all are grammar errors, but here are a few bits of sand in my craw:
  • Unnecessary "quotation" marks
  • Misplaced apostrophes (I'm eating taco's for lunch today.)
  • Misplaced modifiers (The sandwich is on the table that my wife made for lunch.)
  • Misuse of "literally" (George got angry and he literally went through the roof!)
  • Botched metaphors ("Tow the line" instead of "Toe...")
 

Wes Bucey

Prophet of Profit
Are you sure? English is my 2nd language, I often get confused with this rule, between you and me?
The point of the post was that ALL the so-called rules were botched within the item. You are absolutely correct about the objective case "me" being correct, but missed the subtlety of the sarcasm intended, much as the other posts with deliberate errors were intended for humorous effect.

Perhaps the original post by Tim needs a few smileys thrown in to emphasize the rules are bogus.
 
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