See the problem with a good single malt like Oban 18 year is that one turns into two, two turns into six and next thing you know you are holding onto a blade of grass so you dont fall off the face of the earth.
That is why I switched to Vodka. Ketel One on ice with a twist.
But the problem with Vodka is that when you get pulled over you sound like a fool, "Occifer I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
So I switched to Mojitos.
No hangover, no slurred speech, no bad morning breath.
Mojitos are the new drink of champions.