What will that first drink be tonight?

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IEGeek - 2006

#32
See the problem with a good single malt like Oban 18 year is that one turns into two, two turns into six and next thing you know you are holding onto a blade of grass so you dont fall off the face of the earth.

That is why I switched to Vodka. Ketel One on ice with a twist.

But the problem with Vodka is that when you get pulled over you sound like a fool, "Occifer I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

So I switched to Mojitos.

No hangover, no slurred speech, no bad morning breath.

Mojitos are the new drink of champions. :applause:
 
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Craig H.

#33
IEGeek said:
See the problem with a good single malt like Oban 18 year is that one turns into two, two turns into six and next thing you know you are holding onto a blade of grass so you dont fall off the face of the earth.

That is why I switched to Vodka. Ketel One on ice with a twist.

But the problem with Vodka is that when you get pulled over you sound like a fool, "Occifer I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

So I switched to Mojitos.

No hangover, no slurred speech, no bad morning breath.

Mojitos are the new drink of champions. :applause:

Uh, what's a Mojito?
 

Hershal

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#34
Mojiots? Sounds good......

This past week while I was in Mexico City (on assessment) I had several Michalatas. Yum!

Hershal
 
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IEGeek - 2006

#35
Craig H. said:
Uh, what's a Mojito?
Take a Tall Pilsner glass fill it with crushed ice. Then pour in white rum until it is full.(Do not use Captain Morgan) :nope: Take a small spoonfull of sugar and add it to the rum.(the prepackaged coffee packets are the perfect size for this) Then take three or four mint leaves and crush them with a mortar and pestel (or any way you can crush them up) and add to the drink, stir and enjoy.

YUM YUM SCRUMPDELICIOUS!!!!
 
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David Hartman

#37
Laura M said:
Ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and wounded up drinking all night.....
Now I'm not sure if your intention was to say that you "wound" up drinking all night, or if in-fact you were "wounded" as a result of drinking all night.
:lmao:
 
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Laura M

#38
Jimmy Buffet

I meant to say what Jimmy Buffet says....from Changes in Latitudes:

I took off for a weekend last month
Just to try and recall the whole year.
All of the faces and all of the places,
wonderin' where they all disappeared.
I didn't ponder the question too long;
I was hungry and went out for a bite.
Ran into a chum with a bottle of rum,
and we wound up drinkin' all night.


Oops - guess I changed the tense :thanks:
 
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David Hartman

#39
Laura M said:
Oops - guess I changed the tense :thanks:
Laura,

The humorous part here (at least to me) was the fact that the past tense of "wind" (as in time is winding down) is "wound" - that's it period, no such word as "wounded".

The past tense of receiving a "wound" (scrape, cut, gun shot, etc.) is "wounded".

Which is why I asked if "... you were "wounded" as a result of drinking all night?"

You not only changed tense, you changed words.
:D
 
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little__cee

#40
IEGeek said:
Take a Tall Pilsner glass fill it with crushed ice. Then pour in white rum until it is full.(Do not use Captain Morgan) :nope: Take a small spoonfull of sugar and add it to the rum.(the prepackaged coffee packets are the perfect size for this) Then take three or four mint leaves and crush them with a mortar and pestel (or any way you can crush them up) and add to the drink, stir and enjoy.

YUM YUM SCRUMPDELICIOUS!!!!

So it is basically rum, sugar, mint leaves, and ice??? Wow what a concept. I love the Captain but there must be a good reason not to use it. I guess Bacardi would work, right?

My own "usual" is a bunch of Captain Morgan with Diet Caffeine Free Coke and a few ice cubes - no lime. Limes are evil.
 

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